Book: Ghost Redemption
GHOST REDEMPTION
SOLDIERS OF FAME AND FORTUNE BOOK ELEVEN
J
C H A P T E R O N E
B thrust his short sword into the sheath on his hip. He stepped
over a fallen log and glanced at the carpet of leaves beneath
his feet. His gaze panned his surroundings and his previous
instincts immediately kicked in as he walked through the Zoo. He
could feel the preparation, the anxiety, and the watchfulness return
to him like time had never passed since his last trip years before.
What he didn’t realize was exactly how much he had forgotten of the
wonder of the jungle.
The colors were wild and the trees swayed in sync as the Zoo
breathed in the familiar subtle but steady rhythm. The underbrush
was much higher this time around, some of the shrubs taller than he
was. Still, it had the same distinct character. A world of its own, like
something out of a movie. Everything made him remember the old
days, the cascade of moments in his life that fit together like a puzzle
to create his own personal story. The whispers of voices seemed to
echo around him as he pushed through the brush, voices of the
people who represented the individual pieces of the bigger picture
that was his life.
He paused and peered into the canopy of the trees, drew in a
deep breath, and exhaled slowly. A monkey swung high across the
overhanging branches and paid little attention to him below. The
years had been long and hard on him but now, he had begun the
walk into a new beginning.
JB drew his gun from its holster and sighed as he pushed
forward. “Finally.”
There was a strange sensation in the pit of his stomach. After all,
he had never walked into the place with the sole purpose of getting
himself killed before. Everyone in the bar had been told he was
dying. That provided a more believable and fitting end to his story
than some random surprise trip into the jungle. The patrons had
wanted to come with him to be there for him when he died, but he’d
been able to convince them not to. Actually, Paula had. She had
reminded them of his pride, of his strength, and of the deliberate
quietness of his life. He had done everything else alone, and this
was something he needed to do alone as well.
Of course, dying wasn’t actually in the cards. He merely had to
make it look like he had died. There was no reason to have to be
brought back to life again—besides which, who knew what another
dose of goop serum would do? The Zoo had more than enough dark
corners, shadowed creatures, and unexplained weirdness to cover
up his goodbye. All the more reason why he needed to remember to
be careful so that he didn’t actually kick it out there. Setup or not, the
Zoo was a damn dangerous place and he hadn’t been in for quite a
while.
JB scoffed as he walked and chuckled quietly. “Holly would
resurrect my ass and then kill me all over again simply to prove a
damn point.”
He continued cautiously and brought up the list of animals in the
HUD database. There had been many new creatures added to the
mix since he had been there last. A fair number of them were much
bigger than the ones he had faced before and deadlier, too. He
sighed when he realized that things had been a lot simpler when he
had first started out in the Zoo, although he would never have
thought it back then. Plagues of locusts, a couple of big monsters
here and there, and the occasional man-eating plant with venomous
thorns.
As if his body knew he had thought of the deadly plants, his leg
shivered slightly in pain. He rubbed the side of his thigh even though
he knew it was all in his mind. The disease had gone, and there was
no trace of it in his blood anymore. Of course, knowing that didn’t
erase the years of pain he’d endured, convinced that one day, it
would be the thing that killed him. Little did he know that instead, he
would be healed and would walk into the jungle alone to hand-pick
the story they told of his death.
JB grinned. “If the liquor route wasn’t already taken, I would
definitely be down for that. I could use a shot right about now. A little
liquid courage in case anything decides to poke its head out today.”
An alarm blared harshly in his HUD. He switched out of the
library of creatures to his heat sensing tool. Tense and alert, he
gripped his gun tightly and focused on a rapid scan of his
surroundings to identify the threat. A low beep on the sensor grew
quicker and quicker as the creature approached. JB looked up,
cleared the heat sensors from his vision, and stopped dead in his
tracks. All he could hear was his own breathing.
A creature launched out of the undergrowth with a vicious growl
before he could even focus on it. Man and beast careened away in a
tangled motion from the impact.
They rolled back through the leaves and slid to an abrupt halt as
the beast appeared in the corner of his HUD. He tried to pay
attention, but it was difficult while the six legs attempted to wind
around him. It was medium-sized, about the same as a koala or bear
cub. Its long snout was lined with sharp, jagged teeth and its body
was covered in slimy fur.
JB struggled to grasp it and break its hold, but his hands slipped
through the sludge. “What is this fucking thing?” he muttered.
The HUD replied in a robotic female voice. “Orbiter. Travels on all
six legs in a head to foot circular motion. Body is covered in fur and
slime secretes constantly from pores. To kill, shoot in chest, center,
top. Does not regenerate. Not poisonous. Number of human
casualties, zero.”
He nodded. “Now that’s helpful.”
His pistol pressed painfully into his spine and he fumbled to
retrieve it from where it had fallen beneath him. With a mutter of
triumph, he closed his fingers around it and brought it to the front to
aim it at the beast’s chest. Its eyes widened and JB laughed. “Oh
yeah. That’s exactly what you think it is.”
The report rang in his ears when he squeezed the trigger and
shot the orbiter in the chest. The close-range shot catapulted it back
and the body sprawled a few feet away. JB released a sharp breath
and let his head fall forward. He panted a little as he pushed himself
to sit upright. After a quick, wary look at his surroundings, he
scrambled to his feet and holstered his weapon before he
approached the orbiter and poked it with the toe of his boot. The
thing was definitely dead, and its blood seeped into the soil below it.
The sun was high overhead, which made the entire Zoo steam
with heat. JB leaned down, grabbed the beast by one of its legs, and
swung it out into the brush. “There’s no need to let you sit here and
get all nasty. You, sir, were not the one to be the cause of my death.
I’m JB. I will never be a species’ first human casualty.”
He glanced at the slimy goo on his hands and winced. “Especially
not something covered in fucking snot. Gross, dude.”
JB wiped his hand down the side of his suit and drew his gun
once more. He checked the number of bullets and continued. “No
one would ever have believed that thing could take me down, even
on my deathbed.”
His thoughts shifted to the guys at the bar who had all sat there
and stared as he walked out with his suit in hand and his fresh,
smooth skin covered with aging makeup. They might have thought
he was on his last legs, but they also knew he was a motherfucking
fighter. Even his decision to end it all in the Zoo didn’t mean he
wouldn’t put up a fight until the end.
He stopped at the edge of a small stream. The water ran faster
than he would have expected in a waterway that tiny. He stepped
onto a rock near the center and jumped to the other side. When he
landed, pain flared from the stump of his leg and up to his hip. He
grumbled and bent in an attempt to adjust his artificial leg through his
suit. “The damn thing doesn’t fit right. I couldn’t make a run for it if I
had to.”
The sound of gunfire in the distance caught his attention. He
paused and his gaze shifted back and forth as the underbrush shook
as if in echo. The barrage repeated, a sign that there was some sort
of fight in progress not far from him. “Bring up battle site.”
He wished the HUD could scan and pull up a map. With his
disability, it would be good to avoid delays and head directly for the
location. He listened intently and decided that, only half a klick away
and directly ahead, a battle was in progress. It didn’t seem like
anything too large but was still a fight. Still, it was a pity the damned
equipment couldn’t identify numbers and tell him clearly what he
would be letting himself in for.
JB straightened his pant leg and stood with a smirk. “A fight? I’m
down. Why not?”
He straightened and headed off in an ungainly gallop. It was
difficult to move at any kind of speed as he had to push off his good
leg to not put too much pressure on the artificial one. With the slight
breeze that stirred the canopy and the spray of mist from the
dripping branches, he almost felt twenty years old again. He felt
rejuvenated by the thought of running into a conflict.
Progress was awkward as he had to leap over fallen trees and
duck under branches. As he approached the edge of the battle, he
slowed to study the scene. Across from him, three mercs stood
spread out about twenty feet apart with their weapons at the ready.
Along the edge of the clearing, three jags and one duo bear growled
and snarled at them, ready for the fight.
He opened his comms and located the right channel. “Do you
guys need a hand?”
The mercs looked at him as one and the leader exhaled a deep
breath. “Sure could, JB. I didn’t think I would run into you out here
today. But we heard you would be out, though. It’s good to see you
still standing.”
JB tapped his HUD and nodded. The three mercs turned back to
their adversaries and opened fire. He lurched toward the duo bear,
his gun at the ready, and pulled the trigger a couple of times. The
slugs skimmed the creature’s shoulders and tufts of fur and blood
sprayed outward, which made the beast even angrier. He stopped in
front of it, holstered his gun, and drew a dagger from each side of his
belt. Man and beast did their dance as they circled one another and
searched for a chance to attack.
The duo bear slashed violently with its claws. JB jumped back,
his energy and instincts able to counteract his ungainly motion. He
was still quick, despite his handicap, and the bear was large and
bulky, something the man knew was to his advantage. He danced
back and forth, then took his opportunity to lunge forward and slice
across the beast’s chest. Blue blood poured instantly from the wound
and down the front of it to mat its fur. The bear leaned its heads back
and opened both mouths to roar aggressively.
JB saw the opening and whirled behind the animal. He thrust his
daggers in their sheaths and yanked his pistol out. “HUD, how do I
kill this bitch?”
A picture of the duo bear popped up on his screen. “Bullet to both
heads. One head will only make it angrier.”
He nodded. “That sounds about par for the course.”
Before the beast could turn to face him, he leveled his pistol. He
pulled the trigger once, shifted, and fired a second time. The bullets
spiraled through the duo’s two heads. It fell forward immediately into
a huge ball and the impact shook the trees around it. JB chuckled
when he noticed the three jags lying lifeless nearby. “Well, that was a
good fight.”
The alarms in all their helmets beeped wildly. He pulled his map
up and the air expelled from his lungs. Red dots flashed all around
them. A pack of wolf-like creatures the HUD identified as
hammerheads lurked at the edge of the clearing on the right. The
furry creatures had bodies like wolves, only much larger. Their tails
were scaled and grew behind them in the shape of large hammers.
JB turned to his left and located three duo bears that sniffed the
air above them. He immediately backed toward the rest of the team.
Behind him, a group of mantises sliced their sharp mandibles
through the greenery as they approached the battle.
Things did not look good in the least. The three mercs and JB
retreated all the way to the center of the small clearing until their
shoulders touched. No one said a word, and the beasts stood frozen
and scrutinized them intently. This was the momentary silence
before engagement, the quiet evaluation of adversaries. The silence
was so acute, it sent shivers down JB’s arms.
Without a sound, the animals surged into the attack and the
warriors lunged to meet them. He stared at one of the hammerheads
as he lurched forward with his gun blasting relentlessly at the beast.
It reared up on its hind legs and pivoted to swing its huge tail. JB
barely registered the motion before the tail slammed into his
stomach and lifted him off his feet. The momentum hurled him into a
tree and he grunted as he collapsed.
He pounded his fists on the ground in a gesture of defiance
before he drew a short sword. At that moment, a dozen men burst
through the underbrush, screaming a battle song. One of them
slowed and hauled JB to his feet. “You didn’t think we would sit
around drinking at your bar while you were out here in your glory, did
you?”
JB narrowed his eyes when he recognized Jim from FUBAR.
“You guys—”
The man laughed. “We all came out to kick some ass with you.
There’s no way that JB will die alone, that’s for damn sure. Come on.
Let’s show these fuckers who is boss on this planet.”
J
C H A P T E R T W O
im hurtled toward one of the jags, drew his dagger, and
stabbed it into the beast’s neck to slice its throat. The animal
fell with a gurgle and slumped as its eyes rolled back and its
tongue hung through its jagged teeth. Another charged him but he
drew his pistol and shot it in the face before it could even get close.
Chunks of the jag flew everywhere to spray the mercs and the other
animals with blood and flesh.
It didn’t faze them, however. They were all too amped to care. A
roar of laughter and cheers sounded through the comms. Three of
the men looked at JB as he limped forward with his short sword in
hand. “The fucker still has it in him,” one commented with a grin.
Another man nodded. “Damn straight he does. You never lose
that shit.”
JB roared loudly as he swung the sword through the air and
sliced a mantis in half. Its body twitched as it bounced a couple of
times. The mercs raised their arms and cheered loudly, which gave
him something to be more than proud of. Most of them had never
seen him in action before as they’d all arrived after he had retired to
the bar.
The guys from FUBAR glanced at each other and shook their
heads. Jim smirked. “That’s right, he isn’t dead yet. There’s no way
we can let him die out here. Boys, I think this went from a comfort
mission to a rescue mission. We’re gonna bring that stubborn son of
a bitch back home and cure him with a bottle of whiskey and some
damn good drugs.”
The crew all cheered approval as none of them wanted to watch
him die. The motivation spurred them into action and JB turned and
pumped his fist with a huge smile on his lips. He took a step forward,
ready to join the others in the battle, but the men froze in horror as a
large claw thrust through the underbrush behind him. They yelled
and ran to help but it was too late. The creature latched onto his
shoulder and yanked him off his feet and into the jungle.
Silence fell over the Zoo and it seemed even the animals paused
slightly as JB vanished from sight.
Hickok stood on the edge of the clearing and peered around a tree.
She gripped the bark tightly as a claw snatched JB and hauled him
off into the Zoo. “Oh, fuck that,” she muttered. “We are not putting
Humpty Dumpty together again.”
She raced through the clearing as fast as she could toward the
area where he’d disappeared. No one could see her, thankfully,
since her suit camouflage allowed her to move with only minor
fluctuations of barely discernible color. It wasn’t nearly as good as
the suits she’d had for her work, which were far beyond the
technology that any civilian and most of the military had. Then again,
it was also technology she wasn’t even sure other people outside the
business should own. They enabled almost anyone to essentially do
whatever the fuck they wanted without detection. In the wrong
hands, that could be a real problem.
Billie leapt into the underbrush and followed the sounds of a
struggle somewhere ahead. She shoved off against a tree to steer
herself to the right, hurdled a log, and flailed to a stop ten feet from
JB and a very large hammerhead. Luckily, he had found his feet and
battled the beast with everything he had—which, at that point,
included a dagger and his sheer strength.
She turned the camo on her suit off and raced up to him to thump
him hard on the back. He whirled in consternation and snorted when
he realized it was her. She gestured frantically and opened a private
channel. “Was that necessary?” he demanded
“That was your moment,” she said crisply. “When we’re done with
this bitch, we need to get that chip out. We can’t have them tracking
you. How do you think they found your ass in the first place?”
JB rolled his eyes and threw a punch that knocked the
hammerhead backward. Billie drew her weapon and screwed the
suppressor on. “I came to save your ass,” she added blithely.
He laughed loudly as he grabbed the hammerhead by the scruff
of its neck and pulled its head back. It snapped its jaws and its tail
wildly, but it couldn’t reach him. He brandished his dagger and
nodded. “Thanks, but I think I got this one.”
With one smooth swipe, he cut the hammerhead’s throat and
threw the creature against a tree. With a smartass smirk on his lips,
he turned back to Billie with his fists on his hips. “I guess you won’t
be paid for babysitting after all.”
From the right, a jag erupted from the bushes and sank its teeth
into JB’s calf. His eyes widened and his arms flailed as he fell
sideways into the dirt. It tried to drag him, but he dug in, took hold of
a nearby limb, and pulled himself forward. For a moment, it felt like a
tug of war with his leg as the fucking rope. He tried to kick the animal
away with his free leg, but it had latched on firmly.
Hickok winced. “Holy fuck. How are you not screaming right now?
That fucking thing has your Goddamned leg.”
JB looked down and then at her with a laugh. “It’s my artificial leg.
I think the pain in that area left me long ago.”
She narrowed her eyes. Sure enough, while the jag snarled and
bit into his leg, no blood could be seen at all. She put her hands on
her hips and groaned. “Then please take care of this thing. We don’t
have all fucking day. They’ll eventually come looking for a damn
body.”
He rolled his eyes. “All right, sheesh. Pushy bitch. Throw me your
gun. Mine is lost somewhere back there.”
Billie glanced at her gun before she sighed. “Fine, but I want it
back.”
She tossed it and JB caught it, flipped his body, and kicked at the
jag with his good leg once more. The beast jerked back enough for
him to sit up and press the trigger. The bullet struck its chest. As it
fell back, two more shots rang out, which made him flinch. Slowly, he
looked at Billie, who nodded at the skull shots she’d delivered.
“Better safe than sorry.”
He pushed to his feet and shook his head
Several orbiters spiraled toward them from the opposite direction.
Billie and JB turned to face them and stepped shoulder to shoulder.
“Fuck that,” he huffed. “You have two guns. I’m using this one.”
Hickok shrugged. “Whatever. But try to hit them where it counts,
old man.”
JB chuckled. “I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I look younger
than you.”
She scoffed. “Yeah, right, bitch. I am hot, wild, and young again.
You’re more like late thirties.”
They both smiled and focused on the creatures as they moved
closer and closer. He raised an eyebrow. “We would have made
quite the team back in the day.”
Billie glanced at him. “Yeah, if you weren’t so whiny all the time.
‘Oh no, I got stabbed by some poison. Time to cut my leg off.’”
He sneered. “Mm-hmm. Because face-up, drooling on yourself,
no helmet or HUD, no suit, and staring at the stars is so much
better.”
She pursed her lips. “Hey, I never asked for help. I could have
gone bitch mode on that toxin. I survived it all day long.”
He laughed. “Yeah, okay.”
They fired almost at the same time and the orbiters fell one after
another, stumbled, and slid to sprawl in untidy heaps. Billie tilted her
head to the side and grimaced. “What the fuck are those? They look
like someone had way too much fun.”
JB wrinkled his nose. “Orbiters, apparently. I killed one earlier
today. That’s slime all over them. It makes it hard to fight them hand
to hand.”
They dropped their empty mags and slid new ones in before they
scanned the area. Small creatures, rats, scaled animals with shells
and sharp teeth, and winding vines wriggled through the jungle. Billie
groaned and threw her head back. “Seriously. This shit is ridiculous.
Why the fuck are they attacking?”
He shrugged. “It’s like a welcome back party. They missed me.
What can I say?”
She raised both eyebrows as she retrieved a case from her back
and removed a long gun-type weapon. The contraption had a hose
attached to a small metal box. “I can understand that. They are
welcoming you back by trying to murder you. Sounds about right for
the kind of friendships you make.”
JB frowned and focused on the strange weapon. “What the fuck
is that? Are you about to go Ghostbuster on these bitches? Because
I, for one, do not want to take them back to town with me.”
Billie snickered as she pressed a button. “It’s cool, right? I found
it with my arms guy. I figured it might come in handy at some point.”
He shook his head. “Sure, but what the fuck is it?”
She grinned and adjusted her grip on it. “Watch.”
JB stepped back as she aimed at the wave of creatures that
scurried through the brush toward them. The light on the pack went
from green to red and she pulled the trigger. Like a whip, fire erupted
in a straight line and curved back and forth with the motion of her
arm. It waved over the brush and ignited not only the dry leaves but
the animals beneath them as well.
He covered his ears to block out the shrieks and squeals from the
beasts. Billie laughed and stepped forward. “Such a beautiful fucking
sound right there.”
In minutes, the animals had ultimately burned to ash and she
turned it off and blew on the hot end. She replaced it in the case and
strapped it to her back once again. JB simply stood there and stared
at her. “The shit you come out with is fucking terrifying sometimes.”
Billie winked at him. “Yeah, but I looked sexy as hell, didn’t I?”
Suddenly, a small beast burst out of the smoldering brush, its tail
blazing. Without thought, they brought their guns up and opened fire
as one. The creature didn’t stand a chance against the barrage.
They both stopped firing at the same time and pushed their weapons
back in the holsters. They could hear evidence of another battle
raging nearby and it seemed likely that the other mercs were once
again under attack. Hopefully, that would either have drowned out
the sounds of their own fight or would keep them occupied long
enough for them get far away.
Billie wiped her visor and looked around. “It looks like the fire is
going out on its own. Or the Zoo is putting it out. We can rest here
for a minute and remove that chip but then we have to get moving.
The mercs might well have seen or heard that, although by the
sounds of things, they have their hands full. Still, we can’t risk them
finding you alive or this will have to happen all over again. Frankly, I
don’t feel like another rescue mission.”
JB chuckled and shook his head. “If you haven’t noticed, I can do
this on my own. Granted, having you here makes it less stressful, but
it was hardly a rescue mission.”
Billie slapped him on the back and drank from her hydration pack.
“Whatever you say, JB. Come on, there’s a fallen tree over there. It
looks clear.”
They stepped through the smoldering brush and sat on the tree
to pull their packs around in front of them. The sounds of battle
seemed fainter now, which possibly meant that the mercs had been
pushed even further back from their original position. He retrieved a
granola bar and took a bite. “That was intense, I won’t lie. Is it like
that every time now?”
She shook her head. “No, this was special just for you.”
JB scoffed. “Great. Thanks.”
They sat in silence and listened to the sounds of the Zoo around
them while she fiddled to remove the small chip before she dropped
it and crushed it thoroughly with her heel. Fortunately, removing the
device hadn’t affected their comms. With so far still to travel, they
had to be able to communicate. He stared into space, his brain
overwhelmed by the entire experience. She nudged him. “Where did
you go? You were here and then you fluttered off somewhere else.”
He leaned back and shrugged. “Just thinking about how that was
it. That was the big buildup to the whole trip, right there. Now,
everyone will think that I am dead and gone.”
Billie nodded. “That’s what you wanted, right?”
JB leaned forward and rubbed his leg. “I guess. I mean, I really
had no choice in the matter. But it feels so crazy. All that time, I sat
back behind the bar and told stories about the mercs who died here
and now, I have become one. My legacy will be wrapped up in
whatever tale those boys come up with to tell the folks in town.”
Hickok slapped him on the shoulder. “Hey, now, you have a new
life so you can make more of the same stupid mistakes. You simply
get to do it in a newer, younger body.”
He shook his head. “Fuck that. I’ll do something totally badass
with this next life. I’ll be the man I always wanted to be.”
She laughed and pushed to her feet. “Well, let’s get the fuck out
of here before you go all badass on me. I’ll lead, you follow closely,
and if you see anyone, take cover. We don’t want to blow it when
we’re this close.”
As they headed out, JB looked around him and realized that the
part of the Zoo they now entered didn’t look disturbed in the least.
“Uh, are you sure you know where you’re going? It doesn’t look like
this is the road most traveled.”
Billie shook her head. “No, but I thought we could get lost in the
woods together. Fuck. Yes, I know where I’m going. Keep up. You
may be young on the outside but you still have old balls.”
T
C H A P T E R T H R E E
he town lay silent. No cars traveled the roads and no people
milled about. Almost every shop in town was closed and the
only sound was the wind-blown sand that tapped on the glass
windows of the stores. FUBAR’s doors were shut and inside, the
usual roar of voices was noticeably absent. No laughter, cheers,
bickering, or fighting competed in the usual rowdy cacophony that
defined the bar. The crowd sat silently and sipped their drinks while
they stared at the mercs who had gone out to find JB.
They were dirty and tattered but none seemed to even notice
their appearance. On the inside, every single one of them felt hollow,
haunted by the image of JB disappearing into the jungle. Paula
poured Jim a shot of whiskey and he threw it back as he clutched the
edge of the bar with his free hand. He wiped his mouth on the sleeve
of his suit and peered at his dirty hands.
When he turned, he was met with a hundred eyes, all somber as
they waited for him to report what had happened. They didn’t have to
guess that JB was gone. From the looks on the men’s faces and the
absence of his grumbles and loud deep voice, they knew. No one
wanted to believe it, though, not until they heard it from the mercs’
mouths.
Jim cleared his throat and stepped forward. “Well, we found him.
He was out there in the thick of it, helping three other mercs in the
middle of an attack. It was brutal. When we reached them, they were
surrounded and the beasts kept coming. We thought, though, with
the way he fought, that we would be able to bring him back. He
fought like a young man— jumped, slid, and took hits without even
flinching.”
One of the others put a hand on his shoulder and squeezed to let
him know he wasn’t alone. Jim nodded at him and continued. “We
joined the fight to help them out. JB made this sick move and sliced
a mantis right the fuck in half. He was stoked, even more so to be
back out there and fighting alongside his friends. We all cheered for
him, and it was a surreal moment. But that’s when it happened—”
He choked the emotion back and nodded at Paula, who handed
him another shot. His head back, he threw it down and kept his eyes
closed through the burn. “Some kind of creature—maybe a jag,
maybe a hammerhead, I don’t know—reached its claw out of the
shadows and grabbed him by the shoulder. It yanked him back hard
and dragged him right out of view.”
One of the men in the bar yelled, “Did you look for him?”
Jim nodded. “Damn straight we did. And from the looks of it, that
sonofabitch fought all the way to the end. We found his weapons,
though, and some drag marks. It was obvious he was overcome. We
didn’t find his suit or his body. Whatever got him took it all.”
Paula squeezed out a couple of tears as she poured drinks. She
had to make it look like she was sad, like there was no way that JB
was still alive. She would have to get it through her head that, no
matter what, the old JB was gone—at least to everyone but a
handful of people.
The guys stood in huddled groups and tried to gather the strength
to talk about it. One of the mercs wiped a tear away and held his
helmet in his hand. “I can’t believe it. It was like the worst luck we
could have had. We saw him fighting and we thought, shit, we have
a chance to bring him back. We have a chance to talk some fucking
sense into the guy. We were literally at that point when he was
snatched away from us.”
Another of his buddies nodded somberly. “No one will ever tell
me that shit was meant to be. We were there and he was in our
grasp.”
An older gentleman at the bar shook his head. “Now, boys. You
knew JB. He went out there with a purpose and if he had set his
mind on something, nothing would change it. He had his last hoorah,
killing those fuckers like he always had. Then he went down like a
hero. It was how he wanted to go—like a real Zoo merc. No body
left, no trace of him except for in this bar and in our memories.”
Jim shrugged. “You’re right. Ain’t nobody arguing that point. I
guess we all hoped that we could do something—anything—to keep
him from making that choice. But even when he was dragged away, I
could see a damn smile on that bastard’s face. I wish I could see the
beast that did it. I bet that fucker got some of his own shit. He won’t
ever be the same.”
Everyone chuckled softly before silence descended once more.
Paula lined glasses up on the bar. “A shot for everyone in JB’s
honor. On the house. We can’t bring him back, that’s still out of
human reach. But we can keep his memory alive in this place and
through his badass trips into the Zoo. That is his legacy, and so is
FUBAR.”
The crowd milled and shuffled to each collect a glass and head
back to their seats. Normally, free booze would incite enthusiasm,
but this was one shot that no one wanted to take. When they did, it
would be real. JB would really be gone and they would have to
remember him through FUBAR.
Paula chuckled. “Hey, Steve, you hold the record for the number
of times thrown out of FUBAR by JB. Why don’t you tell us one of
those stories?”
Everyone nodded and turned their attention to him. He was a
large man with a dirty face, ripped clothes, and a broad chest. He
smirked to reveal a missing front tooth. “All right. Let me think. There
are so many to choose from.”
He tapped his chin and smiled again. “There was one time,
probably early on—say maybe number twelve or thirteen. This big
dude, real cocky, sat down at the table with a fucking banana split.
Well, you know me, I was fucking plastered. Watching this gigantic
bastard daintily eating his cherry made me laugh. I couldn’t keep my
mouth shut none either.”
The bartender rolled her eyes. “I remember this one.”
Steve laughed and nodded. “So anyway, I went up and tapped
him on the shoulder. He shifted his eyes to look at me since his neck
was so huge it didn’t really serve a purpose anymore. I asked him if
he wanted to have a tea party afterward. Everyone in the bar thought
it was hilarious, except the big guy, of course. Well, he picked me up
by the collar and reared back to punch me. His hand was the size of
my head. I accepted right there in that moment that I was a goner.”
Everyone chuckled. “That’s right. I was going to meet my maker. I
knew it. So I closed my eyes and prepared to take it. After a couple
of moments, I opened one eye and found JB there, whispering into
the guy’s ear. The guy smiled and dropped me. I thought for sure JB
had saved my ass. Boy, was I wrong.”
Someone in the bar yelled out, “More fudge. More fudge.”
Steve groaned but with a laugh in his chest. “That’s right, that’s
what you bastards chanted. JB picked me up under the arms and
Paula grabbed my feet. They strapped me down to the bar and let
old biggie turn me into a banana split. Then, when he was done, they
tossed me out in the hot sand, covered in whipped cream and ice
cream. The man walked out and set a fucking cherry right on the top
of my head before he slugged me. I passed out right there in all my
sundae glory.”
Paula laughed loudly. “And when he woke up, he smelled like a
carton of bad milk. JB felt bad for him so we took him around back
and hosed him off. We gave him a shot and sent him away for a
three-day suspension. It was golden.”
He shook his head. “I haven’t fucking touched ice cream since
then.”
Everyone laughed. Another man seated in the back corner raised
his hand. “I have a story about being kicked out of here. It was
exactly fifty-seven weeks and six days ago.”
The patrons turned as he walked forward. On the younger side—
maybe mid-thirties—he sported a full beard and dressed more like a
cowboy in the Old West than a merc, right down to the cowboy
boots. He stepped into the center of the bar and removed his hat.
The crowd stared at him. “I know the exact amount of time
because it was the longest ban he ever gave. Exactly fifty-seven
weeks and five days. How he came to that number, I don’t
remember.”
One of the men at the bar narrowed his eyes. “I remember you.
You was the one who thought you could pick a fight with Heavy
Metal mercs and get away with it. It was like seven versus you.
Dumb fuck, I figured somebody had run you over by now.”
The man laughed. “I have to admit, I was a little naïve back then.
A little too punch drunk and definitely way too cocky for my own
good. I came in today to thank JB for banning me. It forced me to
start taking shit more seriously. Then, while I sat here and waited for
him, I heard he passed.”
The man at the bar snickered. “That was a really good fight,
though. We thought for a second you might actually win—until you
called JB a dirty son of a bitch like a complete moron.”
“In my defense, I was wasted and I thought he was one of them.”
He smiled and pumped his hands up and down. “I hear it’s one of the
very few times JB had actually put his hands on one of the patrons
with intent. And I’ll tell you what, that motherfucker could pack a
punch. I remember the first two hits and then nothing until I woke up
in my fucking bed in the hotel, covered in bruises and with a broken
fucking nose. Someone had brought me back there and laid me
down. Whoever that was, I owe them.”
The other man shook his head. “You are clear of that debt
because he’s dead. Old JB felt bad for hitting you so hard that you
passed out. He roped a few of the guys in and they carried you to
the hotel. He’s the one who put your ass in there. He even paid the
woman at the front desk to check on you and make sure your ass
was still breathing and shit.”
The merc smiled. “That makes sense. I thought I remembered
waking up to him there but then passing back out. All this time, I
thought it was a damn head trauma or something. Well, shit.” He
held his drink up. “Thanks, JB, even though you beat the living fuck
out of me. I deserved it, and you knew that.”
Jim chuckled and patted the guy on the back as he took a seat at
the bar. He rubbed his stubbled face and looked at the faces around
him. “There are so many people here, and some not here yet, that
JB touched. Whether it was good or bad, he made an impression on
every single person who walked through that door. Everyone had a
personal consultation, a drink made specially for them. And let me
tell you, that asshole always chose right.”
The whole bar laughed and whispered for a moment before they
fell silent again. Jim shook his head and fixed his gaze on the floor.
“It ain’t often in life you meet people who you would literally sign up
to walk through hell with, but here, it’s a normal thing. When we
make a team, we make a family. Somehow, in there, JB became a
part of every single team, every single friendship, and every single
family this town has had. He was a hell of a fighter, a hell of a leader,
and one hell of a fool.”
The crowd chuckled and whistled in hearty agreement. Jim
shifted his gaze to the wall. “There is one really big space there and I
always wondered who would fill that spot. There is no doubt in my
mind now, though. JB deserves to look down from there and haunt
the fuck out of all of us. Sure, we made his bar successful by coming
here, but he made it the place where we had to be. Through all the
death, the wrath, and the spite the Zoo put him through early in his
life, he never let it change the man he was—faithful and loyal to
every single one of us dumb asses. Even when we didn’t deserve it.”
One of the patrons stood and raised his glass in the air.
“Everyone always says that us mercs are the bottom of the barrel.
We are the rough and tough, the scruff, the assholes with little heart
but very big wallets to fill. They always say we will straight to hell
when we die. Well, I say bullshit. JB will probably be the one and
only merc who gets through those pearly gates.”
Jim raised his glass. “That’s damn right! You know the big guy up
there wants to hear his fucking stories. It was his ticket in. So, to JB.
May the whiskey flow forever, the chicks have big tits, you kick the
pirate leg, and you shine your hellacious snide humor on us from
time to time. Because damnit, you sonofabitch, I’ll miss your ass.”
The whole bar erupted in cheers and the men threw their shots
back as one. Paula leaned on the counter and took her shot before
she glanced up at the camera. She knew when he finally got back,
he would die watching that shit. But the time needed to fucking hurry
on by because she didn’t know if she could hold it up on her own.
P
C H A P T E R F O U R
aula stood behind the bar and leaned against the wall with her
arms folded. The place was packed, but no one rushed to
throw back their drinks—not yet, at least. Even though it had been
almost four days, everyone still seemed in shock. Teams had
searched the Zoo until finally, the grim truth had settled in and hope
subsided. They’d had a small memorial service for JB, something
everybody agreed he would have hated, but they wouldn’t allow his
passing to go without a tribute. Afterward, they all piled into FUBAR
wearing black but not dress clothes. It was more like jungle gear but
darker.
Dan glanced around him and then at Paula. “It looks like a black
ops convention in here.”
She smiled. “It sure does. Although I have to say I’m tired of the
quiet. I understand that everyone is somber, but this job is boring
without a shit ton of drinks to make and a snide comment, or seven,
to throw out.”
Dan chuckled. “It’ll get back there. We only need a little change
and we both know it’ll eventually come.”
Paula shrugged. Across the room, a couple of waitresses picked
up empty glasses and walked to the bar for refills. The music had
been turned down a notch per request and the mercs sat talking
quietly about stories JB had told, things they had seen him do out in
the Zoo, and other interesting tidbits they had never brought up
when he was alive. Everyone knew he wasn’t big on hearing his own
stories or talking about his past, even though the ones who had been
there with him knew he was a tough motherfucker.
The front doors opened, and the patrons glanced over and froze
in shock. Every voice in the place went quiet and even the clink of
the glasses stopped. A young guy entered, maybe in his early
twenties, with a girl beside him. He cleared his throat nervously as
he nodded to everyone and approached the bar. No one could take
their eyes off him. His face was far too familiar and it was a shock to
every single person in the place.
As JB approached the bar, he could hear whispers behind him.
“That looks exactly like a young JB. The resemblance is uncanny.”
He had to fight a smirk as he went to where Paula stood. She
walked over with a quick glance at the room before she focused her
attention on him. “What can I do for you?”
JB cleared his throat. “I’m looking for my uncle, JB. I’m his
nephew, Jay.”
An older gentleman stepped up to him and nodded at Paula. “I
got this, Paula.”
He put his arm around Jay, walked him along the bar, and turned
him to face the wall. A new and very large picture of JB hung in the
empty space above the bar. Jay cringed slightly but didn’t show his
emotion, astounded that they’d hung such a huge fucking picture of
him. He was only the owner, not a fucking god.
The old man guided him to a table, pulled a chair out, and
motioned for him to sit. “Let me tell you a story about your uncle,
son.”
He launched into the story of his death and told it as if he had
been there himself. Hickok pursed her lips and looked at Paula. With
a smirk, the bartender put her hand out. “I’m Paula.”
Hickok cleared her throat and shook it as daintily as she could.
“Jean. I’m Jay’s cousin—no relation to JB, though. He didn’t want to
come out here alone, so I figured why the hell not. Can I get a vodka
straight up?”
Paula smiled, poured the shot, and handed it to her. “On the
house. Family and all.”
Jean held it up and grinned as she turned to glance around the
room. There were so many people there. She recognized some of
them from her black ops work there over the years but some, she
had never seen before. All looked somber, though, and it struck Billie
that if she’d died there would be very few somber faces. There would
be very few people who remembered any stories about her. There
would be Marcus, and everyone else would have been from the last
couple of months.
She took a sip and turned to study the large picture of JB on the
wall. With a hand over her mouth, she choked back a laugh and
shook her head and pouted as the man on the stool beside her
glanced over. “This is terrible. So sad. So sad.”
Billie turned away from him and wiped the vodka from her mouth.
With pursed lips, she tried to find someone—anyone—who might be
paying her more attention than the show going on in the middle of
the floor. To her surprise, no one so much as glanced at her. She
was both amused and annoyed by this fact. She was young, hot, and
wore tiny shorts and a tight tank top. Long brown hair cascaded over
her smooth, sun-kissed skin. Even she couldn’t help a doubletake
every time she saw herself in the mirror. It was like a complete
makeover in a plastic surgeon’s office. From head to toe, she looked
exactly as she had when she was twenty-five.
Disappointed, she took a cherry from the fruit tray. She turned
back, put it in her mouth, and sucked on it as she played with the
stem. Her eyes shifted around the room but still saw no response,
not even a single glance. After a few minutes, she sighed and pulled
the stem from the fruit to toss it on the counter. She drew the stool
up beside Dan, who wavered slightly on his seat, and sipped at her
vodka.
It was obvious that whatever this was between the patrons and
Jay would take a while. She would have to attempt to be patient, if
possible.
At the table in the center of the floor, the story of JB’s death had
been told and the patrons had moved on to tell stories of how he had
touched their lives. Jay listened carefully and heard the emotion in
the voices of the men and women around him. He had actually, until
that moment, never realized how much he had affected other
people’s lives. They really cared for him and were all torn up by the
fact that he was gone.
One man who stood in front of him finished his story. “And that
was the day I stopped drinking. If it hadn’t been for JB, I’m sure by
now, I’d be dead. And he didn’t even care that it would take money
away from FUBAR. He only cared about me.”
Jay cleared his throat, emotionally caught up in all the
commentary. Emotion surged through his chest and tears pulled at
the corners of his eyes. The old man who had originally sat him
down pulled a chair up beside him and put his arm over his shoulder.
“We’re sorry you had to hear about your uncle like this. I know it’s
very hard for you to hear. No one wants to find out that a loved one,
a close family member, has passed. We only wish he would have
told us about you so that we could have let you know in a more
comforting manner.”
The other man nodded and waved to Paula. She stood and
poured three shots of JB’s favorite whiskey and brought them to the
table. The two speaking to Jay handed him one. “This was your
uncle’s favorite drink. He always kept a bottle on the top shelf so that
for exceptionally trying days, he had a release.”
“And let me tell you, we are a bunch of trying motherfuckers
sometimes, but we always did it out of love and he knew that.” The
old man chuckled.
Jay smiled when he thought about how much of an asshole every
single one of those guys could be on any given day. But they were
right. He knew they did it out of love and respect and so drank the
shot without hesitation. The older gentleman squeezed his shoulder
and shook him a little. “You took that as easy as JB would have. That
must be in the genes.”
Jay took a deep breath and shook his head before he spoke
quietly. “My uncle always told me how much he loved this place.
When I was old enough, I taught myself how to make all these
drinks. I came here to show him in the hope that he would take me in
and make me part of the family out here.”
The old man smiled. “I sure as hell think he would have. What
does everyone think?”
The whole bar cheered. Jay stood, walked to the bar, and
glanced at Billie. She smiled and looked at her vodka. She thought
about making fun of him for playing it up so well, but she didn’t want
to blow his cover. Jay looked at the picture on the wall and shook his
head. He turned, leaned against the bar counter, and tried to block
the pain in his leg from his mind. The damn artificial leg had slipped
again and there was a ton of pressure on the straps.
He glanced at the big picture on the wall. “You know something
crazy? My name is Jason Benjamin and everyone calls me JB back
at home. We had the same damn name too.”
Dan turned and swayed slightly in his chair. He blinked his eyes
at JB and opened his mouth. Paula pinched his arm quickly. He
looked at her, at JB, and then at Billie as the realization that it really
was JB finally worked its way into his whiskey brain. He winked at
Paula and cleared his throat before he stood and raised his glass.
Everyone looked at him, not used to him being the outspoken
one. “JB is dead. Long live the new JB!”
The whole bar was silent for a moment as the men exchanged
glances. Finally, they began to shout and echo Dan’s words. The
whole bar found new life and the patrons yelled to each other and
celebrated the life of JB and the new face of FUBAR. They were all
incredibly sad, but this seemed like a sign that beamed in and pulled
them from their mourning. They had a new reason to take a sip and
no longer focused on the wish for a different outcome. Each one
could simply thank JB for being such a badass while he had been on
earth.
Everyone saluted the new JB, clinked their glasses with those
around them, and began to order more. Paula clapped. “Finally. I
thought the rest of these fuckers would off themselves out of
depression in this dusty, dank place. I need to pay the rent and that
had to fucking go.”
Billie chuckled and watched as JB listened to everyone’s stories
and other short little tidbits that he hadn’t even remembered. They
seemed small but apparently, they were huge to everyone else. It
was wild to him, but he had to be on his game and remember that he
was the new JB and had to act like all these stories were something
new. He had to also remember to not call someone by their name
until they introduced themselves. This was probably the toughest
challenge for him out of everything. He had to break out into a fake
cough several times that night to cover up the fact that he had
almost said a name or made a reference to an event he wouldn’t
have known as the new JB.
As Paula poured another round of drinks for the patrons, she
looked at him. The crowd around him grew bigger and bigger and
she knew he wouldn’t enjoy that for very long. She cleared her throat
and shouted over the loud voices. “Hey, kid. So you came here to
work with your uncle, right?”
JB nodded. “Yes, ma’am.”
It took everything in him not to laugh when he called Paula
ma’am. She narrowed her eyes and waved him over. “Well, come on
then. Around here, we don’t inch you in or even train you. JB always
found that the best way to know someone’s character was to throw
them to the wolves and see how they responded. So, get your ass
back here and make some fucking drinks.”
JB smiled and pushed to his feet and the men patted him on the
back as he moved forward to take his place behind the bar. He
looked around and found that Paula had moved everything so that
he would have to look for things. She had obviously known that if he
got back there and knew where everything was, people would catch
on or at least question it.
She walked up beside him and hip-checked him before she
placed two rocks glasses in front of him. “All right, kid. Make me a
Black Russian and a Wooly Worm on ice.”
JB nodded and turned to make the drinks. The Black Russian
was perfect but simple. The Wooly Worm on ice, though, he fouled
up pretty bad—or, at least, that was what Paula said. In reality, they
didn’t have a drink called the Wooly Worm. She merely tried to make
it more believable.
After that, people shouted out drinks and JB worked fast to make
them. He got some of them right but then made a few mistakes,
mostly because they were drinks he had created years before. He
turned and put the money in the register as he whispered to Paula,
“How do these fucks even remember these drinks? Half the time,
they forget to put their pants on before coming in here.”
Paula giggled as he turned and put his arms out in a gesture of
irritation. “All right, what’s next?”
They continued to throw drinks at him and watched as he did the
best he could to make them. One of the guys at the back yelled,
“Make a Hole in Twelve.”
Without thinking, JB poured the drink, shook it in the shaker, and
strained it into a shooter glass. Everyone went silent and stared at
him. He glanced around nervously. “What? Did I fuck it up?”
One of the men in the front shook his head. “No. Actually, that’s
perfect. The thing is, it’s a drink JB made up.”
He froze for a moment and his mind accepted that they would call
him out at any second. Of course, that gave them far too much
credit. Those in the front of the group all cheered loudly. “JB must be
working through him. He’s speaking through his nephew.”
All Paula could do was turn away and roll her eyes.
H
C H A P T E R F I V E
olly tilted her head back and forth and grimaced as she
stretched her neck. She stared at the computer screen and
blinked once or twice to regain focus. The reality was that she was
so tired of working shit up for that company, but she had to finish the
contract. They had already paid her all but ten percent, and that last
ten would be a big chunk of change. It would be worth the effort
required to come up with some shit soda idea that incorporated
different plants from the Zoo. Despite temptation, she wouldn’t call
them out on their lies about why she was there. If they wanted to tell
her it was for a new drink line, then fuck it. She would send them
recipes and ideas for exactly that. Then, when she was done, she
would wash her fucking hands of the entire affair. It had already cost
the lives of two of her team.
The frustration of it all began to surge through her again so she
finished the last section of information and zipped the file. With a
sigh of relief, she attached the file and emailed it to her contact, AKA
Rod, her so-called friend. Once it had gone, she retrieved her phone
and sent him a text. I emailed over the drink ideas and recipes for
the board. I’ve done my part. If they don’t like it, don’t pay me.
Either way, don’t send me a request for more work. They cannot
pay me enough for this bullshit. No lie, it’s far too dangerous for
a drink.
She reread the text, not sure if she could trust Rod anymore.
Everyone seemed insincere now that she stood outside the
corporate bubble. She knew she couldn’t live her life suspicious of
everyone, but at the same time, with what she had discovered, that
might be the only way to survive. She couldn’t trust simply anyone,
even if they did know her before she came to the Zoo.
Her phone buzzed and she opened the reply from Rod. Thanks
so much for getting this to me. As I said, I heard about what
happened to some of your teammates, and you too. I’m sorry it
came down to that. It was a dangerous mission but no one
needed to die. As far as the board goes, I’ll deliver everything
and do my best but they can be selfish pricks. You know this.
Holly pursed her lips and stared at the phone. She knew they
could be assholes, but why would they if they got what they really
wanted? That was the issue. They had obviously lied to her, and she
had a gut feeling that Rod did the same. She felt terrible for thinking
he was in on it, but how could she not? He had been the one to
cover shit up from the beginning.
She groaned and put the device down once she’d decided that a
response wouldn’t be smart, then turned her chair and stared at the
room. It was in a mess. Clothes were tossed everywhere, her
equipment was permanently set up on the counter, and there were
to-go containers strewn all over. Once she had learned there were
more places to eat out than she’d thought, she stopped even the
attempt to cook for herself. She wasn’t very good at it to begin with.
Her eyes shifted to the front door and the line of locks on it. So
many times, Billie had snuck in there without even a sound. She had
even managed to make it look as if she had never walked through
the door. The windows opened and closed with ease, and the locks
on those were barely functional. She had never given it much
thought since she was on the second floor.
Holly chewed on the inside of her cheek at a new worry that
began to percolate in her mind. They would need to find a better
place to stay. She wasn’t exactly in the most secure location.
She grabbed her hoodie and pulled it on, opened the door, and
jogged down the steps. Amanda was inside the garage, going
through paperwork. She looked up as Holly entered and gave her a
smile. “Hey there. Did you finish the shit for that company report you
had to do?”
“Yeah. I sent it and told them I was done.” She rolled her eyes
and pulled herself up on one of the tables. “They got what they
wanted. Of course, my contact said they were assholes but he would
try to keep them away.”
Amanda shook her head. “Corporate America. They are the real
fucking criminals. I swear they need a beat-down of their own.”
Holly chuckled. “Yeah, but it got me thinking about something.
The place upstairs isn’t the most secure of locations, especially for
what we are doing. But at the same time, I can’t really think of any in
this town that would be discrete and secure enough to use as a
black ops base.”
The armorer straightened, her expression one of intense thought.
“No. Not unless you went all Heavy Metal and bought your own
section of town. But that takes a shit ton of money.”
“Something I definitely do not have right now.” She shook her
head firmly for emphasis.
“What if we Fort Knox this bitch?”
Holly considered this for a moment. “You mean set up better
security? That actually might be a better idea than moving. And it
would definitely not draw as much attention.”
Amanda walked over and wiped her hands on a towel. “I could
definitely help but I am not up on all the new shit. But Hickok—no, I
mean Jean—would probably be the best broad for the job. I mean,
she made a living breaking into shit, and she knows everything there
is to know about security. Or, at least, she knows who to talk to.”
Holly swung her feet back and forth. “You are correct. She may
be our lady.”
Amanda moved to the back of the garage to complete an order.
Holly remained on the table, unwilling to go back upstairs and stare
at her computer screen. She had begun to get a little restless without
JB or Billie around.
Her phone buzzed in her pocket and she pulled it out and stared
at a video that had been sent to her. She pressed play and watched
in complete and utter confusion. After a few moments, her eyes
widened and she jumped down and sprinted out and up the steps
into her apartment. She grabbed her stuff, locked the door, and ran
outside without a word to Amanda as she raced past.
JB twisted to the side and reached for the grenadine. He bumped the
shot he was making and was able to catch it before it spilled. By that
point, he was on a roll and churned out as many drinks as he could.
Everyone in the bar had cheered up and decided it was finally time
to start drinking again. The new JB had definitely lifted their spirits,
along with their need for alcohol and loud talk.
He finished the drink and slid it down the bar and the customer
caught it deftly. The man took a sip and gave him a thumbs up. JB
nodded, turned, and slid the money into the register. He poured
himself another shot and slung it back. It was his fifth, but this was
stressful as he had to try desperately to fuck some of the drinks up
so that he wouldn’t look too comfortable back there. At the same
time, he had to try to stay somewhat sober so he wouldn’t fuck up
and blow his cover.
JB exhaled slowly and set the shot glass on the counter. He sure
as hell hoped that lying to everyone would become easier.
Otherwise, he might lose it in his attempt to be someone else. Paula
walked over and bumped him again with her hip. “What’s the matter,
stud? Are you struggling to keep up? I know it’s hard when you have
a hot chick like me back here showing you up.”
He shook his head with a grin. Some of the guys laughed. “Look,
Paula has already got the poor kid all hot and bothered. You better
keep your mitts to yourself there, Paula. Old JB will come back and
haunt you.”
She shrugged. “Get ʼem young and you’ll never have to worry
about sagging balls. Right, Morris?”
The man looked up and gave her the finger. Everyone roared
with laughter. The front doors opened but JB was too busy to look
up. A couple of the customers at the bar yelled, “Holly! Come here.
Come here. You’ll never fucking guess who fucking fell through the
door this morning. Meet the new JB.”
Holly walked up to the bar, glanced at JB, and turned to the
patrons. “What the fuck is this? This kid looks exactly like him. Paula,
have you been hiding a kid you had with JB?”
The bartender snorted. “Not even in his wildest dreams.”
Everyone in the bar noticed that Holly had come in and they all
quieted somewhat. She took her normal seat but turned to face the
room. They were very animated, mostly because of the massive
number of shots they had drunk.
“So we were all here, minding our own,” one of the men said in
explanation. “We had the memorial for JB this morning, which you
were at. Then, we all came back here. In comes this kid with his
cousin, Jean.”
Paula glanced at Billie and nodded. “Right?”
“So, it turns out, this is fucking JB’s nephew. And his name is
fucking JB. Well, not really, but everyone calls him that. He was
learning to bartend so he could come here and work with his uncle.
And the kid seems to have a direct line to JB, wherever his soul is.”
Paula snorted as she sliced limes. “You know his ass is right
here. Even in death, he can’t let shit go.”
Holly shook her head and adopted a solemn expression. “Isn’t it
fucking crazy how life works? We need a JB in this town. We need
his guts, his glory, and his charm. We need that fucker back there
making us drinks, telling us to shut the fuck up, and raising hell with
us in mind.”
She turned and grabbed Dan’s drink out of his hand and raised it.
“JB is dead. God rest his soul. Long live the new JB!”
She thrust the drink up and then down, shot it back, and twisted
to slam the glass on the bar behind her. Everyone did the same and
roared with approval as if it were the first time it had been said. Dan
grumbled and looked at his empty glass. “I said it first.”
Paula laughed, took his glass, and filled it. “Yeah, you did. And
you are a genius for it.”
Dan smiled and took a sip as he glanced at Billie, who was busy
talking to the men. They had finally started to notice her and she
clearly liked the attention. It was the first time in her life that she
could actually sit back and enjoy it. The rest of the time, she had
been on assignment and had to brush the men off—or in some
cases, put them in a sleeper hold and throw them in a broom closet
so they didn’t blow her cover.
She felt good about the fact that she wouldn’t have to manhandle
any of them, at least not in a way they wouldn’t enjoy. Of course, not
that night. She would have to keep herself low-key, at least for a little
while, otherwise, both JB and Holly would have a fit. Billie watched
as Holly said hi to the customers. She knocked her vodka back and
patted the guy next to her on the leg. “Nice meeting you, Eddie.”
He smiled drunkenly. “You too, Jean.”
Billie smirked, knowing he didn’t look at her head when she
walked away. She scooted between Dan and Holly and put out her
hand. “Hi. I’m Jean, the new JB’s cousin. Since I got here, I’ve heard
all these stories that include you, so I figured I would introduce
myself.”
Holly turned in her seat and smiled. “Shot?”
She smirked. “You read my mind.”
“Hey, rookie.” Holly looked at JB and cleared her throat. “Can we
have two shots, your choice?”
JB blinked at her with a smirk. “Coming right up, madam.”
She chuckled and turned back to Billie. “So how do you like the
Zoo so far?”
Hickok looked at the faces around them. “It seems cool. Pretty
much what I expected. Now that we know JB will be right at home, I
have to look for a place to stay. As much as I like this place, I don’t
think I can stay here twenty-four hours a day.”
Holly laughed. “You would be surprised. Some of these guys
swear by it, although I personally don’t like to sleep with my head
pressed against peanut shells. But I have some extra space if you
want to crash with me.”
The other woman pursed her lips and nodded her head. “Actually,
that sounds good. It would be great to have another woman to show
me the ropes of this place. But what about him?”
She laughed and sipped her shot. “As much as I enjoy the
company of others, he’ll have to stay somewhere else.”
“Why doesn’t he stay in JB’s old apartment upstairs?” Paula
interjected. “It has everything he would need, and I can keep an eye
on him and make sure he doesn’t get in any trouble.”
The guy beside Holly laughed. “Just like you did with the old JB.
Taking him under your protection.”
Paula threw a lime wedge at the guy. “Damn right. You only wish I
had done the same for you.”
Holly patted her hands on the bar. “Well, why don’t I get you out
of this chaos for a minute, New JB? I’m sure you are somewhat
overwhelmed. I’ll take you guys upstairs and show you JB’s old
apartment and get you settled in.”
He nodded and glanced around the bar. “That sounds good. I
could use a break. I’m not really used to this yet.”
Paula smirked. “Oh, you’ll get used to it very soon. It’s like the
Zoo. Once you are in, it’s hard to stay away.”
The whole bar yelled out, “Hear, hear!”
He chuckled and waited for Holly to come around the counter.
Several of the men watched her walk and whistled. She rolled her
eyes and flipped her finger at them. They catcalled but she wasn’t in
the mood to give them hell for it. Instead, she sauntered down the
hall with JB in tow.
As they started up the stairs, he turned and glanced back toward
the bar. “This will definitely be interesting.”
H
C H A P T E R S I X
olly and JB remained silent until they were inside the apartment
with the door shut. Then, he released a loud sigh, walked to his
desk, and sat in his chair. “It’s good to be home. Hickok is great at
hiding but the places she had us stay in were less than comfortable.
I guess comfort really wasn’t the top priority, though.”
She plopped into a chair and leaned back. “No, I don’t think it
was. Although I wish I had some heads-up that you guys would roll
in today. I would have been more prepared. I received a video of you
behind the bar fucking drinks up and headed right over.”
JB chuckled. “Yeah. I also got a couple of them right that I
shouldn’t have but the mercs were either too drunk or too dumb to
be suspicious. They decided ‘Old JB’ was working through me.”
Holly laughed. “You would, though. Your ass would have haunted
this place forever.”
He nodded. “Damn fucking right I would. Even after death ain’t
nobody fucking my shit up. They would never have gotten that giant
ass picture of me up, though.”
“That was my suggestion.” She snickered. “I had to give you a
little bit of hell.”
JB gave her a side look. “I guess I deserved it. But I think the
whole thing went off perfectly. I can’t lie, though, I was really touched
by the way everyone told stories about me. I didn’t realize how much
effect I had on these people.”
She shook her head. “I don’t know how you could have missed
that. I saw it the first day I walked into FUBAR. These guys respect
you more than anybody you have told a story about. The whole
damn town has been in mourning since you died. I was running out
of black shit to wear.”
He leaned forward. “So what happens now?”
Holly sighed. “Now, we have to take care of all the details. We
have to grab some new shit for you over the next few days and get
rid of all the old stuff. In that process, your Last Will and Testament
will come out and name you as the heir to the bar. We’ll have to set
up your new persona with legal stuff so you can take the bar over.
I’m sure that Hickok has the perfect contacts for us to score some
new documents for you with no problem.”
JB peered into a small stand-up mirror on his desk. “Yeah, I
probably need some new headshots for my budding modeling career
too.”
She rolled her eyes. “Oh, Lord. And we have to figure out how to
rein in that ego of yours. We don’t need you to get all cocky on us.
We’ll welcome the new JB but only if he isn’t a douche canoe.”
He smirked. “I’m only kidding. New face, same old me. It’s like
being reborn with the knowledge of a fifty-year-old. It’s fantastic.
Although today, I figured out that having all that knowledge and all
those memories isn’t exactly a good thing when you are trying to
multi-task and keep yourself straight with the things you say. I had to
stop myself mid-sentence at least five times tonight. At one point, I
think I told people I used to work for the circus because that is what
first popped in my mind to keep from blurting out something personal
that I wouldn’t have known as a different JB.”
Holly nodded her head and gave him a stern look. “Yeah, well,
we will all have to work together to make this seem real. We aren’t
even close to being in the clear on this one. It helps to have Paula in
on it because most of the guys respect her opinion and they will look
to her for her thoughts on you in the upcoming weeks. Hickok will be
good, too, because she is a hot woman who can toy with them, flirt,
and make them like her, thus liking you by association.”
“Shit, is that how it works?” JB wrinkled his nose. “I knew females
were tricky. They all get together and plot against us, don’t they?”
She laughed. “Of course. I thought you knew women better.
Personally, I don’t make friends with women like that. And if you look
at the total number of women I am friends with, it comes to three.
Paula, Billie, and Amanda. Oh, and Misha, but we don’t have a
personal relationship, only a team one.”
JB shrugged. “I guess I forgot since I haven’t been around any
that aren’t badasses like you, Paula, and Billie since I was a kid.
They don’t really have catty women out here in the Zoo. The others
would feed her to the jags.”
Holly grinned. “I am badass, aren’t I? And yeah, that would be my
first thought. The jags or the dino. We could reenact a scene from
Jurassic Park. The one where the T-Rex eats the guy off the toilet.”
At a knock on the door, both straightened cautiously. They
cleared their throats and shifted back into character, not quite sure
who was there. Holly stood and walked over but glanced at JB and
waited for him to give her a nod. She opened the door and smiled.
Hickok pulled down on her shorts, clearly uncomfortable. “How
do girls wear these things all the time? They are crotch-wedgie
central. I haven’t had anything shoved up there like that in a long
time.”
Holly sighed, opened the door, and stepped aside. Billie walked
in and sat on the corner of the desk, swinging her legs. Holly peeked
down the stairs and closed the door before she walked back to her
chair. “We were talking about how we all have to continue to work
together to make this all seem real. It’s not as simple as saying he is
this person and then we all move on like nothing happened.”
Billie flipped her hair back. “Oh yeah, definitely. This isn’t
something we can let go of now. When the novelty wears off is when
we really gotta push it. That’s when people start to actually pay
attention.”
JB stood and walked over to peer out the window. “People are
flocking in here. They must have heard the news. I don’t know if I
can go back down there. I am like a new animal at the Zoo.
Everyone wants to get a look at me.”
Holly clapped enthusiastically. “Good. That’s a good thing. Well,
not the animal part, I guess. The more people who know what is
going on now makes for fewer times you have to explain it to
someone when they come in confused. Eventually, the patrons will
cycle through and everyone will be used to you being there and
things will go back to normal. You’ll still be a different person, but you
will be settled.”
Billie tapped her fingers against the desk. “Exactly. We’ll have to
keep on it, though, until it comes to that point. How do you feel about
everything? I think this is probably the hardest for you out of
everyone. At least when I died, I didn’t have to stare at a shrine of
myself every day.”
JB turned and looked at the girls. “There is a part of me that’s
sad. It truly is like the old me died and I have to take on the persona
of someone else. It’s hard not to joke with people like I used to. It’s
hard not to reach out and shake someone familiar’s hand and ask
about their trip or their leg that got injured two years ago. But I think
that will get easier the more people open up to me. I don’t know. It
touched me how much they cared but at the same time, it made me
sad.”
Holly pursed her lips. “I can’t imagine how that feels. You should
keep notes every day. A book up here that you can write that stuff
down in. That way, you know what is the new you and what was the
old you. It might help you keep from making too many mistakes.”
He grabbed a book from a drawer. “Good idea. I already have a
million things to write down in it. People basically spilled their guts to
me all day long. I learned things I didn’t even know as the old me.”
Hickok jumped off the desk. “Then we will leave you to it. I have
some stuff to discuss with Holly and we need to work on getting your
documents. It’s a whole new life for me too but I don’t have as many
things to remember. Actually, I don’t have anything to remember
besides the fact that I’m your cousin.”
JB grumbled. “Lucky bitch.”
They all laughed and Billie and Holly headed out and left JB there
in his apartment. He sat behind the desk and stared around him in
the silence. Only a faint sound of laughter echoed from downstairs. It
was all strange to him. It was his place, exactly as it had always
been. It had the same dusty smell, the muted echo of noise from
downstairs, and the familiar jumbled closets. But at the same time, it
wasn’t his anymore. He had to become New JB in order to convince
everyone else. The only way for him to do that was to completely
immerse himself in the idea.
He had to give up the old shell and put on a new one. He had to
make the memories of his past fade to the back like a dream. This
was his chance to change the things about himself he didn’t like, and
he would need to do it without hesitation. JB had never been very
good at change that wasn’t completely in his control.
His eyes wandered to the dresser beside his bed. He stood and
limped over and grimaced at the pressure on his leg. With a sigh, he
sat on the bed and opened the bottom drawer to retrieve the photo
album. It was his go-to when he felt alone, but he knew he had to put
it away. He ran his hand over the front of it, stood, and walked to the
closet. After a moment’s hesitation, he pushed on a hidden panel in
the back and slid the door open. Carefully, he set the book inside
and sighed again, closed it, and straightened the clothes in front of it.
JB limped back to the bed and plopped down, raised his pant leg,
and removed his artificial leg. His actual leg had already grown back
about halfway, and it didn’t look like it would slow down until it had
completely regenerated. He hoped that would be soon because it
was damned painful re-growing a limb.
“Having to work to be healed is more annoying than an itch on
the back of your fucking balls in the middle of church,” he grumped
acidly. He retrieved his knife from his pocket and used the
screwdriver on it to loosen the relevant screws. It had become a
daily task to modify his artificial leg in order to make adjustments for
the new growth, but he was grateful that it was at least possible.
Holly had saved the day with the inspiration to enlist Amanda to help
resolve the issue. The armorer had worked her usual magic and
jimmied the prosthetic so that he could now lower the inner support
as his leg grew out. It was as uncomfortable as all hell, but at least
he was able to move around until he no longer had need of it. They
didn’t need the inevitable questions that would arise if New JB
suddenly lost a limb.
The girls were able to escape the bar without too much hoorah.
Everyone either waited to meet New JB or talked about the old days
and shared stories about the old owner. Paula had winked at them
both, glanced at the ceiling, and sighed. She was the one in charge
of keeping JB together and straight when they weren’t there. With
the amount of excitement in the crowd, she was worried that it would
be more difficult than they thought.
When the door shut behind them, Holly exhaled noisily. “I think
that’s the loudest I have ever heard FUBAR. I didn’t even realize
how loud it was until the door closed. I need some quiet time. That
was intense.”
Billie shrugged. “For me, it was easy, but I didn’t know any of
those people. I could make up my whole persona without having to
worry about people being suspicious. Your team won’t say anything
even if they recognize me, which I doubt. And you guys are in on it.”
Holly shook her head as they headed to her apartment. “Oh, that
reminds me. I was talking to Amanda about security for our place
before I got the video. I think we definitely need to put in some
precautions. With my company records and the stuff we are
handling, I am worried that we are not prepared should someone
come after us.”
“That’s true. I thought about that while I was away.”
As she spoke, she turned her head and glanced at a man who
walked down the street on the other side. He hadn’t seen her yet, but
she had spotted him immediately. His name was Christian—or, at
least, that was his operative name for the organization. She had
worked with him on two different team jobs in the past, and even
though they were years before, she still recognized him. He looked
like a merc from a distance, but she knew that was only a cover.
As they approached the apartment, Billie turned to Holly and took
her wrists. “There is something that I need to do and it could impact
on you. There are some items I need to retrieve from someone
specific…”
Billie didn’t know exactly what to say so she simply spat
instructions. “I need you to not ask me any questions right now. I
want you to go inside, lock everything, and go into Amanda’s shop
and hide in there. Hide, don’t stand around.”
Holly looked at her for a moment and studied the concern and
seriousness on her face. She nodded and turned, walked directly to
the door, and opened it. As she closed it, she looked for Billie but
she had disappeared. She closed and locked the door and realized,
oddly enough, that she wasn’t frightened in the least. As she snuck
into the garage and found a hiding space at the back among the
crates, she thought about her friend and how her old life didn’t seem
to be completely over.
She had no idea what Hickok had actually done. She wanted to
offer to help her but she knew she would turn her down. Instead,
she’d put on an Oscar-worthy worried face and scurried off like a
frightened child. Inside the garage, though, she flipped her shoes off
and lay down with her feet propped against the crates, knowing it
might take some time before Billie came back for her. Until then, she
would enjoy the silence and the ability to relax without worrying
about emails or texts from her company. They were the last people
she wanted to contact her.
J
C H A P T E R S E V E N
B dug through the bag that Billie had packed for him. She had
decided it would be better if he had his own clothes and didn’t
walk around wearing the old JB’s. He had to admit, it was a
little strange to unpack endless pairs of not Levi jeans and T-shirts
with all kinds of ridiculous photos on them. Finally, at the bottom of
the bag, he found a pair of plaid pajama pants. Armed with those
and a T-shirt with a squirrel on it, he headed to the bathroom and
stepped into the shower.
He had already replaced his old shower paraphernalia with new
items and hoped that Billie hadn’t picked out anything that would
make him smell like a cologne factory. When he had finished
showering, he located his shaving kit. However, when he looked in
the mirror, his face was still smooth. He no longer grew a beard as
fast as he used to, which made him think back to his early twenties
when a five o’clock shadow for him happened after about three days.
That, he didn’t mind. Shaving had always been a pain to him but to
keep the baby face, Holly and Billie both had agreed he should not
grow a beard back for a while.
JB took his time as he brushed his teeth and packed his new
belongings away. Some things, he was determined to keep, like the
towels. There was no need to buy new towels. That hadn’t come up
yet and he wondered how much of a battle it would be when it finally
did. He tossed his dirty things in the hamper and headed to bed once
he’d turned the bedside lamp on and the overhead light off.
Exceptionally weary, he climbed between the crisp sheets and eased
his stump into a comfortable position.
It had been a very long day for him, on top of the numerous shots
he had taken simply to keep himself from being…well, too much
himself. By that point, he was ready to pass the fuck out so he pulled
the covers up and clicked the lamp off. He pushed his hands under
the pillows and snuggled in, thankful to finally be back in his bed.
The ones he had slept in over the last week had been slightly scary
and of real concern. He had been sure he would catch something as
horrendous as the plague.
He closed his eyes and let his mind settle but as he was about to
drift off, there was a loud knock on the door. He groaned and threw
the covers back. He pushed to his one leg and yanked down on his
squirrel T-shirt as he hopped toward the door. Before he could reach
it, though, it opened, and he stared at the silhouette of a curvaceous
woman.
JB groaned, rolled his eyes, and leaned his one hand on the
bedside cabinet for support while he placed the other on his hip.
“What are you doing here? With a new life, why don’t you try
allowing others to open their damned doors?”
Billie walked in and shoved the door shut behind her. She clicked
the light on. “At least I fucking knocked, so put a sock in it. Let me
work into it. I’ll start with knocking and I’ll go slowly from there. And
before I even go any further, what are you wearing?”
He scowled at his outfit. “You are the one who gave me the bag
of clothes.”
She pursed her lips in disapproval. “Yeah. I guess I should have
specified when I told the saleswoman to select a bunch of casual
clothes for a mid-twenties guy. And maybe I shouldn’t have gone to
Hot Topic.”
JB blinked at her. “Hot Topic? Really? Those are still in
business?”
Billie shrugged, walked forward, and sat on the end of his bed.
“The emo gotta find clothes somewhere, I guess. At least it’s only a
squirrel T-shirt. I saw one in there with a penis wearing a feather
boa.”
He groaned. “That one is in there too. Your sales girl must have
had a sense of humor.”
“I like people with senses of humor. I should have tipped her.”
She chuckled.
Rather than respond to that, he folded his arms. “What do you
need? Obviously, you are here for some reason.”
She shook her finger. “Oh, yeah. Thanks. Do you have anything
lethal I can use as a drug in a drink?”
JB closed his eyes and breathed deeply. “We have been here
one day and you already want to drug someone? Seriously? And
don’t you have that kind of thing in your bag of tricks?”
Hickok frowned. “No. I went to my contact and paid for all kinds of
weapons. I even have fucking blow darts. Cool, right?”
“If you are fighting natives on their turf—”
She sneered. “Yeah, well, I thought it was cool. Anyway, I bought
all this badass weaponry and completely forgot to get anything
organic. Obviously, I don’t want it traceable.”
He raised his eyebrows. “You know, when your automatic
mindset is to make sure you poison someone with something that
cannot be traced, you should rethink your life. Normal people really
don’t think that way. They don’t even think about drugging other
people, much less killing them and what substance they can use to
do it without being caught.”
“Yeah, yeah. I’m fucked up.” Billie rolled her eyes. “Tell me
something I don’t know. Do you have anything?”
JB sighed and hopped over to his shelf. “Benadryl, iodine,
shaving cream, valium, and…vaseline.”
She tilted her head back and began to laugh. “Are you setting me
up for a raging party followed by an orgy or—”
He turned and folded his arms again. “You asked what I had.”
“Well, apparently, you have a good time waiting to happen, baby.”
JB stared at her, unamused. “I think I also have some bleach in
the cupboard if that is more your style.”
Billie leaned back, frustrated. “Dammit. I have no choice but to kill
him, but how?”
He lowered his arms and hopped awkwardly to sit beside her.
“On any other occasion, I would send you on your way with
absolutely zero questions of what you are doing. I have learned with
you that the less I know, the better off I am.”
She tapped her nose. “That’s probably a good rule to have.”
JB sighed. “However, it is obvious that there is something
important going on here and I can’t help but think it could severely
impact all of us. So, with great reluctance, I have to put it out there.
Why in the world do you need a non-traceable toxin to poison
someone?”
Billie thought about it for a second. “Fuck it. I don’t work for them
anymore. I guess I can share my shit with you. I mean, what’s the
worst that could happen? We die and Holly has to pump us full of
goop again? We might come back as five-year-olds and then none of
this is our business anymore. We can simply run around shitting
ourselves and eating macaroni and cheese.”
He tried not to laugh. “You usually don’t shit yourself at five but
go on.”
“There is another agent here at the Zoo. I worked with him in the
past, and I saw him walk down the street dressed as a merc when
Holly and I went to her apartment. He didn’t see me or Holly, so that
is good.”
JB let the amusement go when he realized the situation was
obviously more serious than he’d thought. “Do agents come to the
Zoo a lot?”
She shook her head, then shrugged. “I think so, but I really have
no way of knowing who and why. I was only told about the missions
that I had to complete. Although I have to admit, in all the time I have
been here, I have never seen another agent in the Zoo. Not even in
the other towns. The point is, he is here, and I know he can be
dangerous. I don’t know if he is here for me or not. He could be here
on another mission that I wouldn’t know anything about but, if you
remember, I am supposed to be dead.”
He nodded and wished he had his leg on so he could try to pace.
“Okay, I get what you are saying. Whether he is here for you or not,
he could blow your cover and that would be a bad thing.”
“A very bad thing.” Billie chuckled darkly.
JB turned toward her. “So why don’t you and I, as cousins, go out
to wherever he is to see if we can get information on him?”
Billie narrowed her eyes. “I did follow him and found out he had a
meeting in an hour at the bar at the hotel.”
“We can go there and spy on him discreetly. Killing is a last resort
and the company or organization or whoever will still want to know
who did it to their agent and why. You’ll have a whole new batch of
agents roll in and that’s when it gets worse for all of us.”
She clicked her tongue impatiently to acknowledge the sense of
that. “All right. We can do that. I think it might work. Even if he did
see me, he might not recognize me. You know, with my anti-aging
agent and everything. Let’s do it. Get dressed.”
JB glanced at his bag. “In what? The squirrel or the dancing
taco?”
Billie wrinkled her nose in real distaste. “I see your point. Let me
look in your closet.”
She went through Old JB’s clothes and selected a blazer and a
pair of black dress pants. Those were paired with the dancing taco
shirt and a pair of all black Chuck Taylors from the New JB’s attire.
He dressed and stood for a moment, staring at himself. “I look like a
tool.”
“No, you look like you match your age. Come on, we don’t want
to miss him.”
Begrudgingly, he followed her downstairs and out the back door
in his office. They headed to the hotel and kept their heads down so
as not to attract attention. When they arrived, they found a seat at a
small cocktail table in the front. They ordered two beers and Billie
scanned the room. “He is here—in the back at a small booth.
Shadowed, right corner.”
JB decided not to turn to look and make their surveillance
obvious. “What is he doing?”
She paused as a man in a ball cap and merc clothes walked in
and wove between the tables to sit across from him. The
newcomer’s face was shadowed and then blocked by the agent. “It
looks like he is having a meeting with a contact. The informant—my
guess is that is what he is—slid an envelope across the table.”
He sipped his beer casually. “Can you see what’s in it?”
Billie sneered. “I don’t have go-go gadget eyeballs. Whatever it
is, the agent is memorizing it. That’s not abnormal. They don’t
usually take physical evidence back with them. It’s far too risky. We
try to make our risk as close to zero as possible.”
JB smiled as the waitress walked past. “All right, so what do we
do now? Maybe we should talk to the contact.”
“You may be right.” She pulled her lips into a scowl as she
considered this. “If this has nothing to do with me, then it would be
smart not to bring attention to myself by taking out the agent. We
should probe the contact. Or, at least, distract him and get that
envelope. But we need to be able to do it without him noticing it’s
gone. Then I put it back and we head out.”
He shook his head. “That sounds like a lot of work. Why don’t you
wear a mask and rob him?”
Billie turned her head slowly to look at him. “Wow. I’m so glad you
didn’t go into the spy business.”
JB shrugged. “Hey, I never claimed to be a good partner in this
stuff.”
She turned her attention quickly to her drink. “The agent is
leaving but the guy took his hat off and looks like he might be
staying. We could pull the angle of lovers looking for a third.”
“Except for the fact that we are cousins so we can’t be lovers.
There are plenty of people here who know who JB is and if they
don’t know my face by now, they will pretty soon. We need to come
up with something a little less creepy than family-style sex sessions
with a random merc at a sleazy hotel. Besides, I know him. He
comes into FUBAR on Thursdays.”
Hickok tilted her head to the side and frowned slightly. “Why can’t
cousins be lovers? Of all the things that could be crimes, why is that
one?”
JB looked at her, not understanding why she was stuck on that
specific detail. “It’s bad for the gene pool. Not to mention the fact that
it is considered socially and morally repugnant. I know some people
do it out in the sticks but people with any sense of the repercussions
tend to steer away from sharing chromosomes.”
She wrinkled her nose. “Is there some strange reaction?”
He sighed and rubbed his face. “Yeah. It’s been proven over time
that sex between those too close together genetically have a higher
chance of creating children with mental or developmental
disabilities.”
“Oooh.” Her eyes widened. “So banging your cousin could make
mutant babies. It worked out in the comics.”
JB coughed and covered his mouth. “You are definitely not with
the times on PC conversational topics, that is for sure. Nonetheless,
we tend to stay away from banging family members, yes.”
She grinned at him, her eyes so comically innocent that he knew
she’d simply had led him on. He shook his head but laughed and
acknowledged the victory.
Billie finished her beer. “Okay. Here we go. You walk over and
introduce yourself. Tell him that you were in FUBAR a while ago and
saw him there. I will come out of the bathroom and you introduce
me. I will use my mad skills to acquire the documents while you keep
him chatting, then go to the back. When I have seen them and
returned them without him noticing, I will tell you it’s time to go. Then
we roll.”
He frowned in confusion. “But everyone thinks I got there today.”
She shook her head impatiently. “He won’t remember. I have a
pill.”
JB looked wildly at her. “A what?”
Hickok grabbed his arm and pulled it demandingly. “Nothing. Just
go with it.”
Against his better judgment, he went with it and did exactly as
she told him to do. Surprisingly, it worked perfectly and at no time did
he actually see Billie take the envelope or return it. When she said it
was time to go, he knew she had accomplished it. As they stood, she
dropped a small pill nonchalantly into the man’s drink. It dissolved
instantly.
She winked and grabbed JB’s arm to drag him out the door. “He
will be out in about five minutes and wake up like it was all a dream.”
JB put his hands out. “So…is he here for you?”
Billie shook her head. “Nope. It has nothing to do with me so it is
all good…hopefully.”
He walked quickly beside her toward the back door of the bar. “I
really am not starting out this new life thing on the right foot.”
“You only have one, so…” She snickered as she opened the door
for him.
H
C H A P T E R E I G H T
olly yawned. Her head rested on top of her jacket on the floor
and her feet were propped up on the boxes. She was in the
second row and no one would be able to see her from the entryway.
She looked at her fingers, picked at the hangnails, and thought about
all the times she’d gone for manicures in New York. That seemed
like three lifetimes ago now and she couldn’t imagine taking the time
to do something like that at this point in her life. She couldn’t even
remember the last time she’d had her hair trimmed, much less taken
the time to primp herself.
Now, she felt lucky to be able to shower every day. But what she
did was more important than any of that stuff. Her mindset had
changed, and to her, it was for the better.
“You gonna stay here all night or what?” Billie asked as she
poked her head over the boxes.
Holly looked at her and grinned as she scrambled to her feet.
“Oh, you know, I’m simply taking a little rest and relaxation in a pile
of dirty boxes on the cold cement floor.”
Her friend shook her head. “Weirdo.”
They walked upstairs and into the apartment. Holly locked the
door and put her hands on her hips. “You gonna tell me what that
was all about?”
Billie sighed, opened her laptop, and inserted her scrambler.
“There was an agent here. I followed him and figured out he wasn’t
here for me but still, it worries me. All I can do at this point is to
believe that they won’t be able to find me. Or that they really do
believe I am dead.”
Holly sat on the bed and drew her legs up to loop her arms
around them. “I assume it would be bad if they find you or don’t
believe you’re really gone?”
Hickok chuckled grimly. “Uh. yeah. Like dead bad. Like so dead
no goop could put me back together again.”
“That’s not good.” She grimaced.
“Maybe I should try to remove my fingerprints. Do you have a
razor and some fire? I don’t think it will hurt too much. It’s only one
layer of skin, really. People do it all the time. A little haircut, and no
one will be able to trace me.”
Holly shook her head. “When you say people do it all the time,
you mean crazy people, right?”
Her companion shrugged and pouted. “I guess you can’t exactly
call me sane. For fuck’s sake, I have to hide from my prior job
because in that business, if you quit, you are killed. Not a final check,
not a bad recommendation, you are chopped into bits.”
She stared at Billie for a moment, unsure of what to say to that.
“Well, we all make mistakes. But I don’t think it will do any good to
remove your fingerprints. The goop that was injected into you is still
working and is still in your system. It will repair your fingerprints,
probably within hours.”
Hickok groaned. “I forgot about that. Damn. Okay. So that won’t
work. How long will this goop stay with me?”
She frowned as she thought about it for a moment or two. “I’m
not really sure. It could be a few months or it could be for the rest of
your life. Only time will tell.”
It was late but Holly knew there was no way she would sleep
anytime soon. She walked over to the coffee pot and turned it on.
“Have we figured out exactly what we will need money-wise to get
started with everything?”
Billie stopped typing and turned her head. “Actually, I did some
calculations while JB and I were in hiding. I figure we need to take
enough trips into the Zoo to raise about a half a million dollars, give
or take a hundred thousand. That will really set us up for success.
That is if we survive.”
Holly stood there and held her empty coffee mug and her mouth
hung open. “Did you say a half a million? I mean, I’ve made some
bucks going into the Zoo but never anything close to that. Seriously,
that amount of money will take us forever.”
Her friend nodded as she scanned through something online. “It
is big money for the Zoo. Even full Pita at this point won’t bring you
that much in one payment. But it isn’t big money for an assassin.
That kind of money is really easy to come by in the business.
Sometimes, that could be one job, at the most two. It could be only
the down payment, depending on how difficult a target is.”
Holly shook her head and poured coffee into her mug. “I don’t
know about all that. I thought the whole purpose of you dying was to
get out of the business. Besides, it seems counter-intuitive to go in
and kill people to make the money so we can save people’s lives. It’s
not exactly what I would think of when I looked for good ways to
make money for my first start-up.”
Billie chuckled. “Yeah, I’m not sure you would find that in any of
your entrepreneur books. Assassination for Dummies. Buy this and
get How to Fund Your Start-Up for fifty percent off the cover price.”
She smiled and shook her head at Hickok. “I don’t think we would
feel good about it if we knew people died for it.”
Her friend scanned the page she was on and Holly narrowed her
eyes. “What website is that?”
“Uh, it’s on the Dark Web. A specific site I have a membership
to.”
Holly raised an eyebrow. “And this has something to do with
assassinations?”
Billie pointed to the screen. “Aha! Right here there are two good
requests for the assassination of people who would help mankind
out more if they were dead than they do alive.”
“Could they be that bad?” She still had difficulty even thinking
about it.
Hickok looked at her with a serious expression. “I’ve met some
people…well, let’s say you wouldn’t want to breathe the same air as
them. Yes, they can be that bad. If it helps, the income from their
death will allow humanity to have a brighter future. Perhaps because
of their unwilling sacrifice, heaven will have mercy on their souls—”
Holly shook her hand. “Stop. Good Lord, just stop.”
She chuckled but at the same time, truly felt her friend was full of
shit. They needed the money, though, and she had to have faith in
her partner that she wouldn’t take innocent lives. She had to believe
that regardless of Billie’s past, she was a good person and when
given the choice, would do the right thing.
Despite her misgivings, she took a deep breath and sipped her
coffee. “I can’t believe I am about to say this… So long as they are
truly bad, I guess we will do what we have to do.”
Billie nodded at her. “Oh, they are truly the worst.”
Holly left the other woman to whatever she had to do to set that
up. She understood why she had to do it but she still didn’t want any
part of it. While she had killed animals out in the Zoo, it wasn’t the
same to her as killing people. There was a certain amount of morality
that she struggled with when it came to that kind of thing, even if
they were the worst of the worst.
She cleaned the apartment, washed clothes, folded and put away
others, and finally took a shower. When she finished, she figured
Billie would either be asleep or watching one of her movies, but
instead, she was still typing away online. Holly dressed in her
pajamas and tossed her towel in the bin before she scrunched her
wet hair with her hands. She grabbed another cup of coffee and
stood beside Billie to look at her computer.
Her friend didn’t look up but continued to type. Holly yawned and
turned to rest her ass on the edge of the desk. She knew she might
be a little irritating but she was anxious, especially after what they
had discussed. “What are you doing now? I figured you would be
done with all your black ops stuff by now.”
Billie smiled. “Oh, I finished that before you got in the shower. It’s
fairly simple once you are already in the system. You claim the jobs
you want, they send you the info on where to meet up with the
contacts, and the client gets your obviously fake information to book
your flights. That’s it.”
Holly nodded. “Well, that sounds convenient. So, what is this?”
Hickok leaned back in her chair. “This is for Marcus.”
“I thought you weren’t talking anymore. You know, with him
having to start a new life too.”
Her companion laughed. “I was trained to find anyone, anywhere.
I keep tabs on him because I like to make sure he is doing okay. He
was my handler, but he has no expertise in actually protecting
himself. I walked right into his kitchen and killed him.”
Holly shook her head. The idea of that freaked her out every
single time. “Okay, so you keep tabs. What are you sending to him?”
Billie smirked. “I’m finding technology probably outside of Marcus’
ability to purchase and sending it to him.”
Holly tilted her head to the side and stared at the machine on the
web page. It looked like something out of a science fiction movie.
Not that the actual moving robots in the video that used it helped to
make it any more realistic. “I thought he did programming and hacker
stuff.”
“He does. Which is why I know he wouldn’t be able to afford all
the fancy stuff for his hobbies. He is a technological genius, but he
uses it to create droids and robots. I told him he could cure the world
of all disease or end world hunger, and he said that would simply
flood the Earth with too many people.”
She raised her brow. “How Scrooge of him.”
Billie chuckled. “I know. It’s adorable. I can already see him open
it and blow his load right there in front of the delivery guy.”
Holly wrinkled her nose in real distaste. “Those are the kind of
things I try to avoid picturing. Nonetheless, it’s nice of you to send
him gifts.”
Hickok shook her head. “It’s a gift, but there is a reason behind it.
Eventually, his lust for new tech will overcome his reticence to being
here and we will have a new hire.”
“I don’t get it. Are you trying to manipulate him to join our
company?”
Billie tilted her head from side to side she considered this. “I don’t
know if it’s so much manipulation as it is helping him see the light.”
Holly put her coffee down. “Why would we want to have someone
come work for the company who didn’t want to be here before he
received a shit ton of really expensive toys? I mean, wouldn’t we
want someone here who wanted to be here no matter what
technological tools they had to work with?”
Her friend stuck her bottom lip out and patted Holly’s head. “Aww,
aren’t you sweet? Even after all this, you still think there are good
people in this world. Let me tell you something, Holly. Everyone in
the world has a price. No one does things for nothing. The return
could be anything from feeling good about themselves because they
fed the hungry, to world domination. Either way, there is a payout in
the end. Marcus cares, but he knows that his payout could be
extermination. We need to show him that his payout will be anything
but that.”
Holly grimaced. “Okay. I guess I can see why he chose to stay
away. He spent years in the business and now, he wants a stressfree,
quiet life. You can’t fault the guy for that.”
Billie shook her head. “Nope, I don’t fault him for that at all. I can
see how he would want that. I would love to have that one day too.
But for me, there is more to it than going dark and working under the
table. He always told me that to get the assignments I wanted, I had
to put in my time and do the work. That applies to anything in life.
You have to put in the time and do your due diligence.”
She could see where Hickok was coming from. “But does he
know you are going down this trail?”
“If he doesn’t, he should.” Hickok laughed. “He knows I don’t give
up on things that easily. And to answer you, it isn’t about tricking him.
It’s about allowing him to see the need quicker than he might
otherwise. And taking the extra time to get him where he will end up
anyway. He’s known it since the day I left him in that hostel.
Eventually, he would come to work for us anyway, so this is simply
about how to get him to come here.”
Holly straightened and sighed. “Maybe it’s just me but I still
haven’t figured out how you people live your lives with all these
games. In my family, if something is going on, if we need something,
we say it and that is that. There is no game, no beating around the
bush, no manipulation. Honestly, I couldn’t keep up with it. That stuff
is way too much for me.”
Billie smiled as she clicked the button to send the equipment.
“That is why we work so well together. You know how to get what
you need from normal people. I know how to work with those who
are more complicated.”
She put her cup in the sink. “I also know how to turn off and go to
bed. We have a big day tomorrow. Or, you have a big day tomorrow.
You know, killing people and stuff.”
“I do, and I can never sleep the night before.” The woman
smirked. “You go ahead and go to bed. I will get ready for my trip. If I
don’t see you before I leave, I’ll be back soon. Keep an eye on JB for
me. Make up some good excuse why I’m not there.”
A
C H A P T E R N I N E
lthough the sun was about to slip below the horizon, the heat
was oppressive in the small Jamaican town. It was set apart
from the hustle and bustle of the tourists but had more than enough
people to fill the streets and shops along the strip. Billie stepped out
of the cab and handed the driver money. She pulled her bag onto her
shoulder and slid her sunglasses on. A bobbed black wig with long,
blunt bangs suited her hunter green carpenter shorts that were short
but not short enough to attract too much attention. Tucked into them
was a tight white wife-beater.
Her white Keds were crisp and clean as she stepped carefully
onto the curb. A man caught her attention in an attempt to sell her
some hand-crafted bongos. She shook her head with a smile. “No
thanks.”
After a right turn, she headed down the block and finally entered
a small, crowded café. The large fans in the ceiling spun wildly but
didn’t seem to do anything for the heat. In the corner, a man sat in a
white large-brimmed hat and cream-colored lightweight suit. Beneath
his jacket, he wore a blue tie-dyed T-shirt. Hickok smiled and walked
through the café to slide into the seat opposite him. He held an
American newspaper in front of his face and didn’t look at her even
once.
Billie leaned forward. “Do you mind if I took a look at the sports
section? I hear the new Boche team is kicking tail.”
The man laid the paper down on top of a large envelope and slid
it across the table. He turned and pushed his hat down on his head,
grabbed his briefcase, and left the café. She waited until he was out
of sight before she glanced around the room. The patrons seemed
mostly locals, and no one paid her any attention. She slid the
contents out of the envelope and studied a picture of the target. On
the back were his name and his last known location and a full list of
his crimes.
As Billie read through them, she could feel her blood begin to
boil. There was a possibility that she had come face to face with a
man like that during her time with the organization. The difference
was, she would have had no idea. They never told her why her
targets were targets. She was only told who they were and where to
find them. Once the job was done, she cleared her mind of anything
that had to do with them.
This target, though, was the worst and she could almost feel
herself preparing internally for the job. She put the papers into the
envelope and slipped it in her bag to dispose of them when she left.
Billie sat there for several moments to control her emotions since
she knew she couldn’t take them with her on the job. Distractions
were the same in that kind of work as they were in the Zoo. They
could easily get you killed.
Hickok looked at her watch, picked her bag up, and slung it over
her shoulder. She walked out of the café and grabbed another cab.
“To the harbor. The West Harbor.”
The driver glanced at her for a moment and nodded before he
drove off. As they moved through the streets, he glanced constantly
at her in the mirror. “Are you sure you want to go there? It is very
dangerous for a woman,” he said at last.
“I appreciate your concern but I’m sure. There is nothing there
that is scarier than the shit I’ve seen before.”
The driver nodded and suddenly increased speed, obviously
nervous about having her in his car. He pulled up to the side of the
road and let her out. She tipped him extra and thanked him. By that
time, the sun had set fully and the early moon reflected off the calm
water of the harbor. The area was mostly used for cargo ships, but to
the right was a small but elite area for larger yachts. Her target was
in that group.
Billie lowered her head and moved quickly down the fence line
and finally crouched behind a large electrical box. She opened her
bag and retrieved her suit, the same one she had worn into the Zoo.
It wasn’t as impressive as the old company one but it would definitely
get the job done. She’d had a few modifications made to it that would
improve the secret agent aspect of her job.
Once she was zipped up, she pulled her helmet on and tucked
her clothes away in her bag. She pulled the suppressor from her
pouch and twisted it onto her pistol before she holstered the weapon
on her hip. After a quick mental check, she stowed her bag behind
the box and activated her HUD. “Sound detection.”
The software switched to scan the yachts for both infrared
readings as well as conversations. She focused rapidly from one
ship to another until she finally found the right one—more or less in
the middle—and identified the target on the lower level with two
guards. She could see only two others, one on the deck and one on
the first floor. The target was talking to his men. “Kill her and throw
her body to the sharks. I have no time for this useless drama. When
you are done, bring me my dinner. I am starving.”
The two men moved out of the room and up to the deck. They
spoke to the other two guards on the way but then left the ship. Billie
ducked and watched as they went out onto the dock and up to the
parking lot and finally drove away. This was good for her. It meant
she only had two guards to deal with, nothing she hadn’t handled
before.
She deactivated the sensors, drew in a deep breath, and
released it slowly. This was the first assignment of two, and she
knew that when she was finished, they would have their money.
Even more than that, she would have killed someone who didn’t
deserve to be alive. She wasn’t sure if that would bring her
atonement, satisfaction, or neither, but she would find out soon
enough.
With deft movements, she snipped the fencing and climbed
through the hole, careful to remain low. There were no security
cameras there and for good reason. Most of the shipments going out
of the place were illegal. On top of that, the people who owned the
yachts were not the type who wanted to ever be caught on camera.
That only made things easier for her.
When she reached the dock, she switched to camouflage. It
worked well at night, especially when the lights were few and far
between. She moved carefully down the row of boats, remained in
the shadows as much as possible, and moved very slowly. The first
of the two guards was now visible where he paced back and forth on
the open deck. He looked directly at her, which forced her to freeze.
She breathed heavily as his gaze moved on. Clearly, he hadn’t
actually seen her. Nonetheless, it made her heart skip a beat. The
sound of the water slashing lightly against the dock pulled her from
her own head. She had to keep going. This was no different than any
other job.
She snuck up to the boat and clicked a button on each of her
wrists. On the outside, a small green light lit up. She pushed her
fingertips to the side of the boat and began to climb. With each flick
of her wrist, the gloves clung to the surface of the boat. She moved
to the center and clambered upward. When she reached the top, she
peeked over and saw the guard at the front with his back to her. She
grabbed the railing, flipped herself over onto the yacht, and landed
with almost no sound.
Slowly, she crept forward and glanced continually around her for
anyone she might have missed. The coast was clear, which made it
a very simple assignment, at least for her.
As she approached the guard, he stopped and put his comms to
his mouth. “All clear up here.”
The guard on the first floor responded. “Copy that.”
The guard hung up and before he could turn, she pressed the
barrel of her gun to the back of his head and pulled the trigger. He
fell forward over the edge and landed in the water to leave not even
a drop of blood on the ship. She froze and listened into the silence
after the loud splash, but no one seemed to have heard it. Satisfied,
she turned and jogged across to the stairs and engaged her heat
sensors once again. The guard was around the corner at the bottom.
He seemed to look down at something, possibly his phone.
She hurried downward, turned right, and instantly squeezed the
trigger, the weapon aimed at his chest. Before the man could fall or
make a sound, she caught his body and dragged him into the
bathroom close by. She closed the door carefully, drew a deep
breath, and recalled the position of her target. “Down the passage,
turn right, and there you are.”
Billie smiled as she stepped over the blood splatter and headed
down the passage. She reached the end without problems and
turned right. A set of large oak double doors stood open directly
ahead. Her target sat in a chair inside and across the room, watching
his very large projection screen television. He wore headphones and
most of the lights were out.
She shook her head. “Sometimes, my job is so easy I can’t even
believe I get paid for this shit.”
With each careful step she took, the list of atrocities the man had
committed played through her head. She stood behind him and
breathed heavily as she stared at the back of his head. In almost
slow motion, she raised her gun and swallowed, held it up, and
aimed at his skull. For several moments, she waited for her own
finger to press the trigger. She waited…waited…and waited. Her
mind screamed at her to do it, but her hand wouldn’t comply. It
wasn’t apprehension, however, but something much deeper than
that. It was revenge—revenge for every bad thing he had done.
After a couple of minutes, she lowered the weapon, unclipped her
helmet, and removed it silently. She set it on the floor and stared at
him with contempt as the anger blew through her. With one quick
movement, she knocked the headphones out of his ears and put her
hand around his mouth. She wrapped one arm around his neck and
leaned down, her lips barely inches from his ear.
He struggled for a moment before he froze and strained to look
back in fear. She licked her lips and breathed out. “Amber, age
seventeen. Rape, dismemberment, death. Joshua, thirty-four.
Gunshot to the head. Theresa, twenty-two. Slavery, sex crimes,
battery, dismemberment. Melissa, age fifteen. Prostitution, rape,
battery, and branding. Let’s not forget that you carved her body full of
phalluses and buried her alive. And that is only the tip of the iceberg.
Your crimes are far too many for me to stand here and list them for
you. But I can promise you I do know every name. Does all this ring
a bell for you?”
She removed her hand slowly from his mouth. He smiled and
began to laugh. “And I will do the same to you.”
Billie sniffed disdainfully and looked at him with no fear. “Not in
this lifetime.”
Silence hung between them as she walked around in front of him,
aimed her pistol, and shot him once in the right leg. He screamed
and clutched it with his hands. She moved the gun slightly and shot
the other, finding pleasure in his suffering. He leaned back, his
breathing heavy.
“What do you want from me? Do you want money? Fine. I’ll give
you money.”
She chuckled. “No. I don’t want anything.”
Her smile was dangerous as she raised her gun and pulled the
trigger to shoot him in the crotch. He screamed without ceasing as
blood flowed down his velvet-upholstered chair and pooled on the
floor of his expensive yacht. After a few minutes of the noise, she
grimaced and shook her head. She fired one last time and the slug
struck home in his head. The shrieks stopped abruptly, and his body
fell back as his arms and legs went limp.
Nausea settled in her stomach with the realization that although
he deserved every moment of pain, it did nothing to absolve her of
the lives she had taken in the past. She walked around the chair and
grabbed her helmet before she left the boat. With her mind
elsewhere, she walked along the dock and made no attempt to hide.
She strode the length of the harbor and climbed through the hole in
the fence. Within minutes, she’d peeled her suit off and stuffed it in
her bag.
Billie withdrew a small mirror from her bag and stopped to stare
at her reflection. Blood had sprayed across her face, and she
couldn’t seem to look away. The sound of a ship’s horn was the only
thing that shook her from her haze. She wiped her face with her suit
before she donned her wig and clothes and hurried out on the road
away from the harbor. As she climbed the hill, a taxi idled at the top.
It was the same driver who had dropped her off.
She looked at him suspiciously. He nodded. “I thought that when
you were done…disposing of your trash, you might need a ride.”
With a smile, she opened the door and slid in. The taxi
accelerated as the car lights of what might be the two other guards
turned into the harbor. Hickok leaned forward. “Thank you.”
He nodded. “Did you complete your mission?”
“I always do.”
“Good.”
He retrieved a small envelope from the passenger seat and
handed it to her. It contained her payment for a job completed. She
tucked it in her bag and leaned back to exhale a deep breath. “To the
airport please.”
The driver turned some music on and drove toward the airport.
Billie watched the buildings fly past outside. All the disgust fell away
as she saw three little girls playing in a front yard, their flashlights
flickering all around. Maybe it was all the past jobs that had put that
knot into her stomach. Maybe it was the unknown that made her
doubt herself. In that moment, though, she knew she had a lot of
good in her life. A purpose that was beyond the next job. And in the
meantime, she got to clean the world up, one asshole at a time.
T
C H A P T E R T E N
he bright sun shimmered on the lush greenery and rolling hills
of the island. The beaches weren’t busy, and the sand moved
under Billie’s feet as she walked. She held one hand to the top of her
large floppy hat as her red curls fluttered around her in the ocean
breeze. Her blue sundress was tied to the side so the water wouldn’t
soak the edges as she walked along close enough to feel the cool
ocean touch her feet.
The palm trees on the shore waved back and forth with the
breeze. It had been a really long time since she had walked barefoot
on a beach. In fact, the last time she could remember was when
she’d chased a target down the sand of the Bahamas in the middle
of the night. Eventually, she’d gunned the man down and let the
ocean sweep his body away. So, in reality, this was the first time she
was able to enjoy a walk down the beach.
I could get used to this. I could be like 007 but way hotter and
only in tropical climates. No fucking skiing for this bitch. She laughed
at her own thoughts and looked up to see an older gentleman in a
white wide-brimmed hat and lightweight white suit ensconced on a
large beach chair. He held a newspaper up in front of him, and his
pant legs were rolled up and his bare feet in the sand.
Billie sighed. Her fun time would only last until dark. She stopped
beside the man and looked at the ocean. “Do you mind if I look at the
art section? I hear they have a Rembrandt tour and make a stop in
Bone, Idaho.”
The man folded the paper and stood to place the paper on the
chair. Without so much as a glance at her, he turned away and
strolled leisurely down the beach, one hand in his pocket and the
other holding his wing-tipped shoes. Billie chuckled and shook her
head. Whoever her client was for the two jobs definitely had a sense
of humor.
She leaned down and picked up the paper to retrieve the
envelope from beneath it. Once she’d tucked her large beach bag
beside the chair, she sat and leaned back in before she withdrew the
information. For a short moment, she stared at the picture of a
Madam Alexandria Dubois. The woman had been hunted,
investigated, set free, and left alone, even after the charges she
faced. Somehow, this woman knew exactly what she was doing. She
knew how to get away with a crime even when she’d committed it
with her own hands. They called her the Waxer. Every victim she
killed, she would wax their head bald and have one of her thugs
carve a smiley face into the scalp. The behavior was bizarre, but that
usually came with the territory when dealing with a psychopath like
her.
Billie slipped the papers back in the envelope and shoved them
into her bag. She had two hours before she could be assured of
darkness and there was no better place to be than right there. She
exhaled a deep, revitalizing breath and dug her toes into the sand. A
waitress from the resort came up with a smile. “Can I get you
something to drink?”
She pursed her lips and glanced at her watch before she
shrugged her shoulders and nodded. “That would be great. I will
have a Mai Tai please.”
The girl smiled. “Of course, right away. Is there a room you would
like me to credit?”
Billie shook her head and dug in her pocket for a fifty. “Keep the
change as well.”
The girl thanked her and hurried off to the outside bar. Hickok put
her arms behind her head and grinned. The pinks and blues of the
approaching sunset were more beautiful than even the vibrant colors
of the Zoo. Then again, the Hawaiian sunset also didn’t try to eat you
while you slept.
The girl was back within five minutes and Billie was in heaven as
she watched the sun settle on the horizon and sink slowly into the
water. She nursed her drink and had barely sipped the last of it from
her coconut when the waitress appeared. “There is a cab waiting for
you out front. They pointed at you and said they were here to take
you to your destination.”
A car with blacked-out windows was parked close to the bar. She
nodded, grabbed her bag, and strolled up the beach. The driver got
out and opened the door. She ducked in and waited until he slid
behind the wheel. “Your client has arranged the transportation.”
Billie smiled. “Thanks.”
The man rolled up the tinted glass between the front and the
back of the car. She raised her eyebrows and glanced regretfully at
the water as the last sliver of the sun dipped into the sea. “Well, that
was a nice two-hour vacation. Back to work.”
She pulled her suit from her bag and laid it out with her helmet
beside it before she dragged her sundress over her head and tossed
it in the bag. One last job and then back to the Zoo, which for all
intents and purposes, had become home to her. She slipped her suit
on and secured her helmet. Dressed and ready, she leaned back
and enjoyed the ride as the car drove inland and toward the
destination. Again, she had no idea who the client was but if she
were looking to be in the business long term, she would definitely be
interested in them. But that wasn’t her life anymore. She had goop to
collect and serums to make.
It wouldn’t be glamorous, but when had her life ever been
glamorous? The thought ended abruptly when the car came to a
stop and she exited and nodded at the driver. She paused and
studied the target’s location, a huge mansion on the hill. Apparently,
the worst criminals in the world were the ones who got glamorous.
Billie cracked her neck and dropped her helmet onto the bloody
carpet. She drew a deep breath and walked toward a large sliding
door. The sky was lit up by the full moon and the stars sparkled
almost joyously overhead. Out on the patio near the pool, candles
lined the walkway and the flames flickered back and forth. Their
shadows danced along the side of the house. In any other situation,
the scene would have been incredibly romantic. Unfortunately, there
was no hot man waiting for her that day.
Instead, all around her on the floor lay the dead bodies of the
guards that had roamed the grounds. They had pursued her into the
house when her camo failed but she had been nimbler and much
quicker than their large muscles could move.
Billie stood and breathed heavily as she removed her empty mag
and shoved a new one in. It was the fourth one she had been
through, and a sharp, stinging pain tormented her shoulder. She
looked at the hole in her suit and the flesh wound where a bullet had
grazed her. Irritated, she shook her head and turned her attention to
the patio once more. To the right of the pool was a large aboveground
hot tub. Inside it was a woman with long blonde hair. She
leaned back with cucumbers on her eyes, earbuds in her ears, and a
glass of champagne in her hand.
Hickok studied her with her head slightly tilted in curiosity. “You
look so comfortable for someone about to fucking die. Maybe I
should join you. I deserve to be comfortable, right?”
She nodded and answered. “Yes, I deserve a little soak in the hot
tub after a really rough night’s work.”
Her mind made up, she set her gun down and unzipped the side
of her suit. Carefully, she peeled it all the way down to her feet. For
balance, she held onto the head of one of the dead guards who had
fallen across the counter. She pulled the suit off fully and leaned over
to retrieve her gun. “I’ve never killed anyone in the nude before. This
should be interesting.”
She turned sideways and squeezed through the crack in the
door. Out on the patio, she tiptoed across and climbed the steps
before she eased herself carefully into the water. She sat with the jet
at her back, which splashed water at the woman. The Waxer sat up
with a gasp and the cucumbers fell with a soft plop. “Who the fuck
are you? How did you get in here?”
Billie raised her pistol and aimed at the woman’s chest. “Don’t
worry about calling your guards, they’re all dead. And your security
system has been disabled with your apparent permission.”
The woman gritted her teeth and looked at the gun. “What do you
want? Money? Jewelry?”
“Why does everyone think I want money? It’s so rude.”
The Waxer glanced at the weapon once more. “Then what do you
want?”
Hickok smiled. “Three French girls on the Riviera go missing.
Two years later, their bodies are found in their mothers’ backyards,
strung up in the trees. Each girl had their head waxed and smiley
faces carved into the scalp. Six months later, three Swedish
teenagers go missing. Two years later, their bodies are found in their
grandmother’s backyard, same MO. When autopsies were
performed on these and many other bodies, it was found that they
were sexually abused, physically beaten, and tattooed with a
number. What was the number for?”
The woman scoffed. “That’s what you want? Because we have so
many girls in so many countries. The numbers keep them straight.
Why else? Their lives are worth nothing, and when I’m done with
you, neither will yours.”
Billie shook her head and clicked her tongue. “Not today, Satan.
Not today.”
She fired and continued to riddle the Waxer with bullets until her
gun clicked empty. Finally, she smirked and climbed out of the tub
and turned the temperature all the way up. She pushed the woman's
head under the water and closed the tub tightly before she walked
away, whistling cheerfully.
Billie sat in the back of the car and held her final envelope of money.
The window between them rolled down and the driver stared at her
for a moment. “My client said to tell you, if you ever look for more
work, the number written on the paper in that envelope will be the
way to contact them.”
She nodded. “Thank you.”
As her phone began to buzz, the driver closed the window. She
frowned as an unknown number popped up on the screen. “Hello?”
There was silence for several moments before Marcus said,
“Billie. I know you are trying to woo me over to the dark side. And
although I have no intention to oblige you, I would like you to
continue to try to persuade me.”
Billie laughed. “You got my gift.”
Marcus chuckled. “I did. And as much as I would like to thank you
for it, that isn’t why I called. There is something going on—something
that makes me nervous.”
She tensed and straightened. “What? What is it?”
He cleared his throat. “I don’t know if it means anything so don’t
freak out right away. But I thought it was strange. I have seen one of
the agents I used to be a handler for at a bar near where I live. They
didn’t seem to be in any hurry, but I kept my distance. I knew they
would recognize me.”
Billie shook her head. “This is strange because there was one in
the Zoo the other day. I tracked him to his contact, but the
information had nothing to do with me. Still, this is a concern. Two is
a coincidence, sure. Three, though, that’s a pattern. Before I even
get to that point, I want to check this out. I want you to hide. Get out
of your apartment, even if it’s in the basement of that building, and
hide. I’m on my way to you as fast as I can get there.”
JB dried his hands off and tossed the paper towel in the trash.
FUBAR had been continually busy as people came to meet New JB.
He even met people who had never been there before but had heard
the legendary stories about Old JB. It was now the middle of the day
and they finally had a small lull in foot traffic. Paula had gone on
break and ran back to her place to shower and eat.
He took a tray of dried glasses and set them carefully on the
shelf, organizing them exactly as he used to. Surely no one would
notice something that insignificant. He heard the front door open and
shut as he placed the last glass on the shelf. When he turned, a man
sat at the bar. It was very obvious that he didn’t belong.
With his brand-new T-shirt and obviously new cargo pants and
boots, he stuck out like a sore thumb. His hair was cut short and his
beard was perfectly trimmed. Instantly, JB was on guard, unsure of
who this was or why he was there. He took a deep breath and
walked up with a smile. “Hey there. What can I get for you?”
The man smiled. “I’ll take a rum and Coke, please. I heard this
was the place to come for a good drink and some nachos.”
JB smirked. Someone was definitely fucking with the man if he
thought their nachos were good. He maintained a straight face and
turned to set the drink on a coaster. “Sure is. I’m JB.”
He stuck his hand out. The newcomer stared at it for a second
before he grabbed it and shook mechanically. He placed a pile of
papers down on the bar in front of him. “I thought I would catch up on
some work while I eat.”
With a low chuckle, JB wrote an order for nachos, walked through
the doors, and handed it to his kitchen guy with a wink. The man
looked at the order and grinned. “Someone must be getting fucked
with.”
They both laughed and JB returned to his place behind the bar.
The stranger was already writing and paid no attention to him. He
moved closer to stick his hands in the three-compartment sink and
wash the rest of the glasses. As he dipped them into the second and
third compartments, he glanced at the notes scattered on the
counter. On top of one of them was a picture—one that forced him to
take pause.
He scooted closer and stared surreptitiously at the face. It was
unmistakable. It was a picture of Hickok.
A U T H O R N O T E S - M I C H A E L ( T O D D ) A N D E R L E
F E B R U A R Y 1 8 , 2 0 1 9
THANK YOU for not only reading this story but these Author
Notes as well.
(I think I’ve been good with always opening with “thank you.” If
not, I need to edit the other Author Notes!)
RANDOM (sometimes) THOUGHTS?
If you have an agency that is focused on making people
disappear, wouldn’t they suspect that a disappearing agent maybe
faked her own death?
That was the premise behind this book.
I did not believe that the Agency would just accept Hickok’s death
without a head to go with it—which means they would not believe
Marcus’ death either. With all their assets, the Agency should be
able to find Marcus and Hickok, no matter where they were in the
world.
However, I don’t believe they should have poked this bear. In
SOFF12, we have the Agency in one corner and Wild Billie Hickok in
another. The Agency has international assets and at least fifteen
high-level agents on their side.
Hickok has Holly, Amanda, Marcus, and her new friends in the
ZOO on her side.
It’s a fair fight. May the best killers win.
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS
One of the interesting (at least to me) aspects of my life is the
ability to work from anywhere and at any time. In the future, I hope to
re-read my own Author Notes and remember my life as a diary entry.
Las Vegas, NV USA
I’m typing this on my kitchen table in our condo. Presently, the
table is a damned mess. My office is still stripped to the concrete, a
foot of wall at the base cut out to help make sure no mold was
growing after the water damage we suffered a couple of months ago.
Nothing will be worked on until Friday (it is Monday night at the
moment.)
I used to think that it would be cool to live on a sailboat where
every little nook and cranny had storage and your life was about the
joy of living in a tiny space.
Sorry, but F#$k that. I NEVER want to have to live in a small
space if I don’t have to. I already have a 10x10 air conditioned
storage unit so I can put ‘stuff’ in there. Summertime? Grab the
sweaters and blankets and store them in the unit until winter. Have
extra LMBPN shirts to give to certain people in a couple of months?
To the unit we go.
(Then forget them in the unit when you leave for <enter place you
take a plane to travel to> and slap yourself upside the head in
frustration.)
I look around at all of the miscellaneous stuff that is littering the
condo. None of it is big and bulky and easy to make a decision to
move to the storage unit. How the HELL did I acquire so many little
pieces of junk that I think I need but I never need when I’m on a trip?
When I die, I wonder if I will have acquired so much stuff my kids
have a moment of annoyance when they have to get rid of it? Boy,
wouldn’t that suck!
Now, I think about the fact my parents are all still alive and
think…
Maybe I’ll just have an already planned and paid for garage sale
in my will…
ESTATE SALE - COME GET MY SHIT… signs already printed
out.
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